Everything In The News Sounds Like An Onion Satire Now
2009 May 13
Obama is considering Jennifer Granholm for the Supreme Court
And why not?
After that fine job she did as Governor of Michigan she would be on anybody’s short list for the job
If you’re a lunatic, that is


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I still say Hillary, maybe not this SCOTUS vacancy, but perhaps the next.
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I also saw where the House called Jimmy Carter in as an expert on Energy Policy.
I don’t know whether to laugh, or cry.
Note to self, buy some more beer…..
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There is not a bigger incompetent anywhere in government than Jennifer Granholm.
Whatever?
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I don’t see the Republicans in Congress suggesting anybody for the SC seat. Democrats did this every time Bush was searching for a nominee.
Not to worry though. When the nominee is announced, a small group of Democrats will have a presser out on the steps of the Supreme Court. Obama will give a quick press conference later that evening.
After that, the Democrats will not say another word about the nominee. They will just sit back and watch as Republican after Republican nods their head in approval. There won’t even be a debate; only 10 minutes of high-fives, and atta-boys for Obama.
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OT
Have you guys seen this?
Shanna Moakler Resigns as Miss California Pageant Director
So I guess it was too much for her to allow Miss California to have her own opinion about gay marriage which is shared by Obama. This is too funny.
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Oops
Here is the link:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/shanna-moakler-resigns-as-miss-california-pageant-director/22472?nc
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Tony
They don’t have the votes. So what’s the point? The Dems always had the voted to block.
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The point is that Obama is likely to get his nominee on the bench by a vote of 99-0 or pretty damn close. And the Democrats won’t have to break a sweat.
Imagine what the sychophants in the msm are going to say when he pulls that off.
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Granholm. That’s actually funny. That’s as bad as Bush and Miers. What a lightweight dingy-chick.
Should be amusing.
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“Granholm. That’s actually funny. That’s as bad as Bush and Miers.”
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It’s actually worse (if you remove the base issues), unless Obama’s goal is actually to try and save Michigan from itself. lol
Seriously Barry, Granholm?
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These early names that are floated are usually just red herrings.
It will not be an airhead like Granholm, it will be a hardcore ACLU lefty out of the Ruth Bader Ginsburg mold.
Probably either female or Hispanic, but I would be very surprised if it is Hillary. Obama is not going to do Hillary any favors–he stuck her at State where she can be controlled.