Why Is This Little Girl Here?

2009 July 6
by MFG

I have long believed that each of us is here for a purpose; that each and every one of us has a reason for our existence

This lovely story asks an as of yet unanswered question: what is this little girl here to teach us?

From the American Barack Corporation (ABC)

Please note new policy: The author will delete deranged comments at his discretion

47 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 6 8:40 pm
    [1]
    aureliusx permalink

    mutation.

    /thread

    This is now a new Sarah Palin thread. Aurelius wills it so.

  2. 2009 July 6 8:58 pm
    [2]
    aureliusx permalink

    off

  3. 2009 July 6 8:59 pm
    [3]
    aureliusx permalink

    off!

  4. 2009 July 6 9:00 pm
    [4]
    aureliusx permalink

    For the love of Palin…

  5. 2009 July 6 9:01 pm
    [5]
    MFG permalink

    LOL!

    I like the italics, let it be…

  6. 2009 July 6 9:03 pm
    [6]
    JustMary permalink

    Ummmmmmmmm I have no clue how that happened…..must be Kenny.

  7. 2009 July 6 9:09 pm
    [7]
    aureliusx permalink

    lemme see here…

    just gotta jigger the handle right…

  8. 2009 July 6 9:46 pm
    [8]
    gerryowen permalink

    Please note new policy: The author will delete deranged comments at his discretion

    Excellent new policy, Very understandable… but still-

    Why couldn’t she have hit 22 before this happened??????

  9. 2009 July 6 9:48 pm
    [9]
    JustMary permalink

    I hereby blame MFG for the italics shenanigans. :P

  10. 2009 July 6 9:51 pm
    [10]
    MFG permalink

    JM

    I think I did do that

    I was trying to do bold and italics simultaneously before I published this post and something went wrong…

  11. 2009 July 6 9:53 pm
    [11]
    MFG permalink

    Gerry

    Disagreement is fine

    Heated is fine

    Wide ranging is fine

    Off topic is fine

    However, on my posts going forward, deranged comments are going to be deleted

  12. 2009 July 6 9:56 pm
    [12]
    MFG permalink

    Since I’ll be asked:

    deranged (adjective)

    mad, crazy, insane, distracted, frantic, frenzied, irrational, maddened, crazed, lunatic, demented, unbalanced, berserk, delirious, unhinged, loopy (informal) crackpot (informal) out to lunch (informal) barking mad (slang) barking (slang) gonzo (slang) doolally (slang) off your trolley (slang) up the pole (informal) not the full shilling (informal) wacko or whacko (slang) berko Austral. (slang) off the air Austral. (slang) porangi N.Z. << OPPOSITE sane

    From The Free Dictionary.com

  13. 2009 July 6 10:00 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    WOW….that girl is interesting. My son watched that with me and asked if perhaps she was a dwarf….but that wouldn’t explain why she isn’t mentally aging. That family seems so sweet.

  14. 2009 July 6 10:03 pm
    [14]
    MFG permalink

    JM

    Maybe some huge medical breakthrough could be made here re aging

    Certainly reason to hope…

  15. 2009 July 6 10:13 pm
    [15]
    aureliusx permalink

    “I voted for Barack Obama largely on the basis of his temperament, which I thought superior. He is only 47 years old, but to me seemed older than that: a man of precocious aspect and judgment. In the French wording, un homme sérieux.”

    /testing the deranged banstick

  16. 2009 July 6 10:18 pm
    [16]
    drdog09 permalink

    aureliusx, come on man, puts some spin on that pinball!

  17. 2009 July 6 10:21 pm
    [17]
    drdog09 permalink

    OK, MFG, if they had developed a shot that stopped you aging from that point forward, what age would you pick?

  18. 2009 July 6 10:24 pm
    [18]
    aureliusx permalink

    37

  19. 2009 July 6 10:24 pm
    [19]
    chekote permalink

    30 years old. I was at my hottest. That’s the age I would pick.

  20. 2009 July 6 10:24 pm
    [20]
    MFG permalink

    19

    I was tall, strong, excellent shape, powerful arm

    Could throw a football 50 yards

    Endless energy…

  21. 2009 July 6 10:25 pm
    [21]
    aureliusx permalink

    chekote– pics or it didn’t happen.

  22. 2009 July 6 10:30 pm
    [22]
    chekote permalink

    Pictures are not digitized.

  23. 2009 July 6 10:33 pm
    [23]
    aureliusx permalink

    Well, describe your hotness then. Your best features, which famous people did you look like….

    Might help to visualize the hot Chek as I read your posts

  24. 2009 July 6 10:33 pm
    [24]
    gerryowen permalink

    chekote permalink
    30 years old. I was at my hottest. That’s the age I would pick.

    Post Picks, or send- I am more than willing to help you judge.

    :)

  25. 2009 July 6 10:34 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    MFG 19. I am surprised, most folks usually lump that in as part of the awkward years. Least I would for myself. Nurse! Give the man his shot.

    Me 40.

  26. 2009 July 6 10:35 pm
    [26]
    gerryowen permalink

    aureliusx
    37

    Seen “Clerks”?

  27. 2009 July 6 10:37 pm
    [27]
    aureliusx permalink

    yes but I don’t remember the reference?

    37 is ideal… worldly powers on the upswing, physical powers not gone yet.. good times for a man.

  28. 2009 July 6 10:37 pm
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    MFG permalink

    Dude, I loved football, wanted to play professionally, nowhere near the talent level required unfortunately

    Athlete in his prime, that’s the best age

    LOL!

  29. 2009 July 6 10:40 pm
    [29]
    gerryowen permalink

    “MFG
    19

    I was tall, strong, excellent shape, powerful arm

    Could throw a football 50 yards

    Endless energy…”

    I could do 20 pushups with my feet 160 degrees above my head, run two miles in 13 minutes, and snipe a horsefly off a cows ass at 200 meters….

    Problem was, I was military- no hair, wearing the classic big rimmed BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)….

    I am still, to this day, ever surprised my wife married me.

    I would have to say my best look was 17, when I thought I was Kip Winger.

  30. 2009 July 6 10:41 pm
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    chekote permalink

    30 is best. Still have the energy, young looks but wiser and more confident. Actually, my 30th birthday was the best birthday. Flew to London, England for the weekend. Very cool.

  31. 2009 July 6 10:42 pm
    [31]
    aureliusx permalink

    yes, if you’re an athlete! but even then you need maturity. How many 19 yo quarterbacks are in the NFL or even running their college team?

    Brain power, son.

    37.

  32. 2009 July 6 10:43 pm
    [32]

    Dammit I didn’t get the memo we were switching threads. ;)

  33. 2009 July 6 10:44 pm
    [33]
    gerryowen permalink

    aureliusx

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk

    That number always sticks out now……

  34. 2009 July 6 10:48 pm
    [34]
    aureliusx permalink

    KH– yeah it was a mess in here though for a while, we had to mop up the italics to make it nice for company.

  35. 2009 July 6 10:49 pm
    [35]
    aureliusx permalink

    Whoa! 37 is already taken by pop culture..

    OK, make my favorite age 38 then.

  36. 2009 July 6 10:49 pm
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    Freaky story.
    I can’t be the only one thinking wow an actual “mental midget” can I?

    “Among the many documented instances of children who fail to grow or develop in some way”

    Rumor has it this is why Obama never released his full medical records.

  37. 2009 July 6 10:51 pm
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    chekote permalink

    Rumor has it this is why Obama never released his full medical records.

    Better watch it. Obama might sue you.

  38. 2009 July 6 10:53 pm
    [38]

    “Might help to visualize the hot Chek as I read your posts”

    Is this the spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down theory?

  39. 2009 July 6 10:54 pm
    [39]

    Hey I use the out phrase – Rumor has it!!! ;)

  40. 2009 July 6 11:02 pm
    [40]

    Holy crap guess what I just learned?

  41. 2009 July 6 11:06 pm
    [41]
    aureliusx permalink

    is this a trick question?

  42. 2009 July 6 11:08 pm
    [42]
    aureliusx permalink

    to juggle?

    French?

  43. 2009 July 6 11:09 pm
    [43]

    John Kerry served in Vietnam!

    Sorry some things never get old!

  44. 2009 July 6 11:11 pm
    [44]
    aureliusx permalink

    I don’t think he did… pretty sure I would have heard about it…

    The sad thing is I would take John Kerry happily now if we could lose Obama… I’d welcome John with open arms.

  45. 2009 July 6 11:27 pm
    [45]

    It’s it sad… Barry is so bad we’ll even take Lurch in a swap out.
    What will be really sad is if we get to the point were we’ll even swap him out with Fraken, I know it’s a stretch to think that’s even possible… but at this rate…

  46. 2009 July 7 12:19 am
    [46]

    Heard a good one tonight about Biden…

    He’s Chrissy from three’s company. lol

  47. 2009 July 7 12:26 am
    [47]
    BCL permalink

    Gee, you folks are up late.

    I’m out in SF for a couple of weeks working on the stepson’s house again.

    I do enjoy my stays here.

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