Ace is very, very funny.

2009 August 31
by rightwingyahoo

See? Hilarious.

This too.

Michelle has it up as well.

David Brooks is literally insane. We knew that. But now it’s official.

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  1. 2009 August 31 3:25 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    But, David, honey, he’s a Marxist. He’s a would-be dictator. And everything he says is a lie.

    Read this and tell me Brooks is not insane. You can’t.

  2. 2009 August 31 3:28 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    9. Spends hours dreamily scripting the name “David Brooks-Obama” on the cover of his Trapper Keeper

    *gigglesnort*

  3. 2009 August 31 3:30 pm
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    Man you people post fast!!!

  4. 2009 August 31 3:31 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    I know. The trapper keeper line was when I first started laughing.

    Very good.

    Look at this:

    That first encounter is still vivid in Brooks’s mind. “I remember distinctly an image of–we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at his pant leg and his perfectly creased pant,” Brooks says, “and I’m thinking, a) he’s going to be president and b) he’ll be a very good president.” In the fall of 2006, two days after Obama’s The Audacity of Hope hit bookstores, Brooks published a glowing Times column. The headline was “Run, Barack, Run.”

    That’s just ghey. I’m sorry but “hoop, they it iss.”

  5. 2009 August 31 3:32 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    Hey David: Try to maintain control of yourself.

    You could put me in a room with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and I’d be a stuttering fool. But I still wouldn’t be THIS bad.

  6. 2009 August 31 3:38 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    I was hoping he’d mention Matthews, and Buckley:

    I wonder what sartorial detail and/or badge of privileged elite upbringing did it for Chris “Rara Avis” Buckley. Maybe the jaunty, elegant manner in which he converted payoffs from Tony Rezko into a fashionable home.

    And the comments are a little on the steamy side. But hey, you write stuff like this, that’s what you’re gonna get.

    Davey-poo.

  7. 2009 August 31 3:40 pm
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    mpthompson permalink

    While we are looking at funny things, I found this cartoon pretty good.

  8. 2009 August 31 3:46 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    heh.

  9. 2009 August 31 3:46 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    mpt- you are a racist for even linking to that.

    heh

  10. 2009 August 31 3:53 pm
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    Is that the “ACE” from poliboard???

  11. 2009 August 31 3:54 pm
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    janzam permalink

    O/T — this is an interesting concept:

    Solar Roads: Our Energy Solution? Solar Roadways
    The Department of Energy just gave $100,000 to upstart company Solar Roadways, to develop 12-by-12-foot solar panels, dubbed “Solar Roads,” that can be embedded into roads, pumping power into the grid. The panels may also feature LED road warnings and built-in heating elements that could prevent roads from freezing.

    Each Solar Road panel can develop around 7.6 kwh of power each day, and each costs around $7,000. If widely adopted, they could realistically wean the US off fossil fuels: a mile-long stretch of four-lane highway could take 500 homes off the grid. If the entire US Interstate system made use of the panels, energy would no longer be a concern for the country.

    In addition, every Solar Road panel has its own microprocessor and energy management system, so if one gives out, the rest are not borked. Materials-wise, the top layer is described as translucent and high-strength. Inhabitat says it’s glass, which seems odd, especially since Solar Roadways claims the surface provides excellent traction. The base layer under the solar panel routes the power, as well as data utilities (TV, phone, Internet) to homes and power companies.

    I could see something like this on hot, hot, desolate interstate 5 in CA.

    H/T Instapundit

  12. 2009 August 31 3:56 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    Hey RWY- you want to laugh? Follow this guy on Twitter.

  13. 2009 August 31 3:57 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    Is that the “ACE” from poliboard???

    Don’t think so. He does not use the “beclowning” term enough, and does not argue with trolls enough, either…

  14. 2009 August 31 3:58 pm
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    mpthompson permalink

    mpt- you are a racist for even linking to that.

    Huh? Is this there something I’m missing?

  15. 2009 August 31 3:59 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    /sarc

  16. 2009 August 31 4:00 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    Which brings me to my next point- there is great need for a sarcasm font.

  17. 2009 August 31 4:02 pm
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    mpthompson permalink

    OK, sorry. I got the link from an email and I’m not familiar with the source web site. I would hate to link a KKK front group by mistake or something.

  18. 2009 August 31 4:03 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    “The dog is not bored, it’s a ****ing dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a ****ing rubix cube. He’s a g** d*mned dog.”

    Lol. I mean pops, come on, easy with the cursing, but yeah, that’s funny….

    “Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think.”

    Lol. I vomited in Kentucky once. 1994. Wasn’t drunk, wasn’t sick. Just had to pull over and spew.

  19. 2009 August 31 4:09 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    Solar Roads: Our Energy Solution? Solar Roadways
    The Department of Energy just gave $100,000 to upstart company Solar Roadways, to develop 12-by-12-foot solar panels, dubbed “Solar Roads,” that can be embedded into roads, pumping power into the grid. The panels may also feature LED road warnings and built-in heating elements that could prevent roads from freezing.

    I’ve heard of this. I think it’s a great idea. But, 7k/panel is way too much. 12×12 is too small to get that much for it.

  20. 2009 August 31 4:25 pm
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    “Is that the “ACE” from poliboard???”

    Hahaha I wish. Imagine how much fun TheAce must be having somewhere on the net, or in his own head shredding this administration and it’s minions. I’m entertained just thinking about it.

  21. 2009 August 31 4:33 pm
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    aureliusx permalink

    I miss TheAce– he really enjoyed his trollwork.

    Like it wasn’t a job, but more like a hobby, like flyfishing.

    An artiste….

  22. 2009 August 31 4:36 pm
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    aureliusx permalink

    By definition, there is no such thing as an Obama conservative.

    If you support Obama you are not a conservative.

    If you are a conservative, Obama stands in opposition to everything you believe in.

    Where he pretends to be bipartisan and challenge the left wing, it is 1) rare and 2) in those cases only to move in the stalinist, anti-libertarian direction.

    Brooks is a flamer.

    Flaming liberal that is.

  23. 2009 August 31 4:41 pm
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    rightwingyahoo permalink

    Heh. You are 1-2ing like I was yesterday. Aurelius…..

  24. 2009 August 31 4:42 pm
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    aureliusx~~Google image your handle sometime , as there seems to be many of you. :smile:

  25. 2009 August 31 4:52 pm
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    aureliusx permalink

    1-2 punch, that’s how we roll around here…

    IP– LMFAO… I am none of those…

    I am an admirer of a particularly clear-thinking Roman emperor.

    I was Aurelius on some previous blogs including PP, then when I came over here the handle was taken on wordpress… so I put an X on the end…

    Guess it was such a cool idea some fine young fellow beat me to it on myspace.

    Well, I’ll never have a myspace page, so he can have the run of that place. But if he comes over here, there’s gonna be a rumble! And he better like Sarah Palin.

  26. 2009 August 31 4:56 pm
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    conservativetony permalink

    Brooks wants to be part of the “New Conservative” movement.

    It doesn’t matter what he actually believes; from the far right to the far left–just as long as people call him “Conservative.”

    He probably reveled in being called “cool” in high school, too.

  27. 2009 August 31 5:14 pm
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    bc3b permalink

    rightwingyahoo -

    “But, David, honey, he’s a Marxist. He’s a would-be dictator. And everything he says is a lie.”

    Brooks “But Yahoo, I hear he’s really hung. You know what they say: once you go black …. God, I hate Sarah Palin. She’s hot enough to make gays go straight.?

  28. 2009 August 31 5:41 pm
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    RepublicanPundit permalink

    IP. That is not our Ace, from Poli, but his site always entertains.

    Anybody know where Ace is, or where he is posting? It would be nice to get him over here.

  29. 2009 August 31 5:42 pm
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    RepublicanPundit permalink

    JM, thanks for posting my latest so quickly.

  30. 2009 August 31 5:42 pm
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    RepublicanPundit permalink

    David Brooks reminds me of a RINO congressman.

    Puke.

  31. 2009 August 31 5:53 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    JM, thanks for posting my latest so quickly.

    No problem. It is most excellent! I actually did not plan on getting online today, but since I was able to, it was easier for me to spot (the other posters know I lag at approving posts :lol: ). You have an email btw. :)

  32. 2009 August 31 8:41 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    Hey RWY- another Twitter funny….. trending topic #liberalchildrensbooks :lol:

    “One Fish, Two Fish, Your Fish, My Fish”

    “Whole Foods Kills Dolphins – and puppies.”

    “The Sky Is Falling – And So Are My Poll Numbers” By Barack Obama

    I am rolling!!!!!!!!!!

  33. 2009 August 31 9:23 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    RWY- From your girl Snarkandboobs:

    The Little Engine that Could ..Kill all the polar bears with it’s icky carbon emissions!

    :lol:

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