End-of-life czar unveils plan for seniors

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   2009 August 10 9:21 am
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   mpthompson permalink

   
   

   Come on, I think that cartoon is a little harsh. It makes it sound like the Democrats plans for elder care is a bad thing. After all, it’s not called DEATH, but DEATH with DIGNITY. Doesn’t that sound better?
2. 
   2009 August 10 9:29 am
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   INC permalink

   
   

   Oh, yes, Mr. Orwell, oh, yes!
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   2009 August 10 10:21 am
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   janzam permalink

   
   

   A great cartoon acronym, INC. — easy to remember to because it is so apropos, in a macabre sort of way!
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   2009 August 10 10:33 am
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   bc3b permalink

   
   

   From Congresswoman Niki Tsongas town hall meeting:

   CONSTITUENT: My question to you, Congresswoman Tsongas, is that if this is such a great plan, why did you opt out of it when you took the vote [loud applause, standing ovation]?
   TSONGAS: People often say why don’t the American people have what those of us in Congress have. [Audience erupts] Let me explain what I have. Let me explain what I have. What I have is a tremendous array — you know, last year when I went to a discussion — what I have is a tremendous array of choices. And I made a choice based on what I was willing to pay for and what made sense in terms of coverage for me and my family. [Audience shouts out: "We want choice! We want choice!] This is essentially what we are creating for the American people. We are creating greater choice.

   Hat tip: hitair.com
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   2009 August 10 10:34 am
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   mpthompson permalink

   
   

   Sorry to go off topic, but I received the following from my father and thought it was funny enough to pass along. Flag me if I shouldn’t post this kind of stuff.

   Missouri Farm Kid (Now at Camp Pendleton Basic Training Facility)

   Dear Ma and Pa,

   I am well. Hope you are the same. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

   I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

   Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much.

   We go on “route marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A “route march” is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

   The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don’t bother you none.

   This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bulls -eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

   Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5′6″ and 130 pounds and he’s 6′8″ and near 300 pounds dry.

   Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

   Your loving daughter,

   Alice
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   2009 August 10 10:42 am
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   MFG permalink

   
   

   LOL!
7. 
   2009 August 10 10:50 am
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   MFG permalink

   
   

   Democrats
   Exterminating
   Americans
   Today
   Horribly
8. 
   2009 August 10 2:04 pm
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   CheshireCat permalink

   
   

   When Granny comes home in a plastic bag, Hurrah! Hurrah!
   Obama will give her a hearty high five then, Hurrah! Hurrah!
   The Emanuels will cheer, the Kevorkians will shout
   The eugenicists they will all turn out
   And the old folks will all be dead by Christmas time next year!

   Get ready for the Josef Mengele Jubilee
   Hurrah! Hurrah!
   We’ll give Dr Obama three times three
   Hurrah! Hurrah!
   The Doctor of Life and Death degree is ready now
   To place upon his Godly brow
   And we’ll all feel gay
   When Pallbearers carry Grandma and Grandpa to the funeral home

   Slavery is freedom. Ignorance is strength. Death is life.
9. 
   2009 August 10 3:11 pm
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   KnightHawk permalink

   
   

   Haha thanks for sharing mpt that was funny.
10. 
    2009 August 10 6:01 pm
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    MFG permalink

    
    

    CC that’s just hilarious!

    You guys will just keep me in stitches in the death camps!!

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