AGW cultists, the bell tolls for thee.
Awwww, yeeeeaaaaahhh….
Yes, warming cultists, your cute little playtime is coming to an end…
Summary: AGW as propagated by the IPCC violates the 1st and 2nd laws of Thermo. And yes, I love it.
A quote from the paper’s intro:
(a) there are no common physical laws between the warming phenomenon in glass houses and the fictitious atmospheric greenhouse effects, (b) there are no calculations to determine an average surface temperature of a planet, (c) the frequently mentioned difference of 33 degrees Celsius is a meaningless number calculated wrongly, (d) the formulas of cavity radiation are used inappropriately, (e) the assumption of a radiative balance is unphysical, (f) thermal conductivity and friction must not be set to zero, the atmospheric greenhouse conjecture is falsified.
Aww. And the full cite in the March 2009 edition of the International Journal of Modern Physics.
From the conclusion:
A statistical analysis, no matter how sophisticated it is, heavily relies on underlying models and if the latter are plainly wrong then the analysis leads to nothing. One cannot detect and attribute something that does not exist for reason of principle like the CO2 greenhouse e ffect….In conclusion, the derivation of statements on the CO2 induced anthropogenic global warming out of the computer simulations lies outside any science.
My favorite Algore comic, from Chris Muir at Day By Day
And my butchering of Shelley’s masterpiece for political purposes forthwith…
Gore-y-mandias:
I met a traveller from a snowbound land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of ice
Stand in the tundra. Near them, on the snow,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Gore-y-mandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Righties, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The cold and blowing drifts stretch far away.
H/T Climategate
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Blogger Dan Collins comments:
“The First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics must be repealed for the survival of humanity.”
Well, obviously…
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Yahoo -
Have you no heart? Junior Gore and Little Georgie Soros are positioned to make hundreds of millions, if not billions, off global warming. Don’t you care in the least for these poor unfortunates?
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Awwww come Yahoo say it….
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You racist deniers!!!!
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You know what is really sad? It would be worthwhile to spend $$ on serious global climate studies. The earth certainly works in cycles within the confines of both its orbit and solar system in general. Our understanding of that waxing and waning can for lack of anything else translate to $$ saved or earned over the long haul.
But not the tripe we have been served up with so far.
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Agreed, Dr, in #5…
Say what? That this proves one thing only, and that is that Sarah Palin is not fit for national office in this country?
Or, that Michelle Bachmann should be removed from Congress?
I thought that went without saying by now….
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…Or the fruits have colluded with the nuts to take over the compost heap.
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The debate is over! Yanno…..after watching “Expelled- no intelligence allowed” for the second time yesterday, it hit me. They did the same “no debate” thing with evolution. The whole video shows scientists, journalists, teachers, etc punished for not kowtowing to the darwin mantra. Even just the simple question of “can we debate this?” has gotten people fired. They probably just figured since the theory that is beyond debate worked so well, the warming with no debate would too. If you watch Expelled, which didn’t even bring up global warming, you will see the similarities so clearly throughout the movie. It was pretty eye opening. The first time I watched it was prior to the exposing of gw’s fraud. I have to wonder if now that global warming has been exposed, if it will give these expelled scientists the courage to come out!
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I’m not against research into the area, specifically because the way I read things we should be looking at ways of keep ourselves from slipping into the coming ice-age. lol Not that it’s a problem you or I or our kids are likely to have, but either kids, kids perhaps… lol
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WWLCD ?
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AGW, the second-biggest scientific fraud ever perpetrated?
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I believe so, yes.
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Maybe the warmists forgot to load himem.sys into their config.sys and autoexec.bat files, and are stuck with 640k of memory to run their climate models.
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Maybe the warmists forgot to load himem.sys into their config.sys and autoexec.bat files, and are stuck with 640k of memory to run their climate models.
Read the poor programmers code comments. That might be the case.
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13 – LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL – Yeah someone tell them to run Memmaker /batch and let it try to fix there problems for them. Your bringing back some memories today.
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heh. Funny, eh? We all thought we were badasses for using all 8mb of our memory… lol..
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Yup good old Dos couldn’t even see more then 64mb without something like Pharlaps’s runtime.
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DOS is far from dead. It is still commonly used in the embedded microcontroller market. And FAT my gosh we are still using that file system for USB sticks some 30yrs later.
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Actually they are moving to exFat for USB now (XP and higher required), finally dumping the 4gig file limits.
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Don’t laugh though I still like playing f-119 from microprose (old dos game) in an emulated session, though it’s gotta be configured to only run < 120mhz lol or it runs too dam fast.
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Hmm. Ought to try that. I still have a few old game disks. Might fire up a virtualbox session and give it a go.
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There be dirt on the IPCC. Especially its chairman.
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autoexec.bat. Sweet words from long ago…
config.sys… my one true love…
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Warmists are collapsing.
Phil Jones admits:
1) There has been no warming for at least 15 years.
2) any recent warming trends over longer periods are not unprecedented.
3) The medieval warm period over the nothern hemisphere was warmer than present. The only reason we don’t know it was globally warmer is that we don’t have southern hemisphere ocean temperature data from hundreds of years ago which is impossible to get. Therefore, by all available data and all data that it is possible to get, the MWP was warmer than the present.