Ah, Excuse Me, Mr. President, $$$!
Ah, Excuse Me, Mr. President…
I have heard a lot lately about your proposal to freeze discretionary government spending…
To be sure a lot of your supporters no doubt were counting on getting a government job, if not an outright handout. There must be a few more czars and special commissions you can appoint. Of course if an Obamabot can’t be a czar, maybe they will settle for being part of a czar’s staff.
The good Lord knows that, huh, ….sorry, Mr. President, I was referring to GOD in heaven, creator of heaven and earth and not your MessiahMess – sorry to have confused you, sir… anyway, Mr. President, you have shrunk the private sector job market so substantially during your first year that maybe taxpayer funded jobs are the only jobs anyone can find. Which the good Lord, sorry, Him again, not you … knows pays good !!!!
Enough already about you creating or saving all those GOVERNMENT (taxpayer funded) jobs, Mr. President, let us get back to your proposal to freeze government spending.
Ah, EXCUSE ME, Mr. President, but your proposal to now freeze some parts of government spending after you increased spending around 25% is just more than a little disingenuous.
Let me see if I can explain this in terms the regular folks might understand. Your proposal, Mr. President, is much like the wife who wasn’t satisfied with the 40 dresses and 40 pairs of shoes she bought in 2008, so last year she bought 50 dresses and 50 pairs of shoes. Now her closet is overflowing, the credit cards are beyond maxed out, and the husband is more than a little miffed. So the wife, to cool her husbands ire, promises that in 2010 she will only buy 50 more dresses and 50 pairs of shoes, not more than 50, just 50 more. Oh, and in order for her to continue her buying spree you need to increase the limits on her credit card.
Or, in the name of analogy fairness, Mr. President, your proposal is the equivalent of the cheating husband who has spent years being increasingly unfaithful to his wife. Last year he added a brand new cutie to his list of indiscretions. When confronted by his harmed spouse, the cad promises he won’t look at another woman. Or, he plans to keep running around with the new cutie and maybe several of the his past girlfriends, he just won’t bed down with any one new.
And NOW, Mr. President, it’s announced you won’t even freeze spending THIS year, but the freeze will come with next year’s budget…which does not start until October 2010!!!!!!!
Ah, excuse me, Mr. President, you are a spendthrift cad who must think the rest of us are just as stupid as those fooled into voting for you.
H/T: Politico, NewsMax, Wall Street Journal on line, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Heritage Foundation, Freedom Works, NewsMax, Hot Air, StLToday.com, USAToday.
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