Ah, Excuse Me, Mr. President, $$$!

2010 January 28
by judyt2012

Ah, Excuse Me, Mr. President…

I have heard a lot lately about your proposal to freeze discretionary government spending…

It is an idea that is already getting mixed reviews. It appears your base of socialist nanny state loving kool-aid drinkers are upset that you may stop fulfilling their wishes.

To be sure a lot of your supporters no doubt were counting on getting a government job, if not an outright handout. There must be a few more czars and special commissions you can appoint. Of course if an Obamabot can’t be a czar, maybe they will settle for being part of a czar’s staff.

The good Lord knows that, huh, ….sorry, Mr. President, I was referring to GOD in heaven, creator of heaven and earth and not your MessiahMess – sorry to have confused you, sir… anyway, Mr. President, you have shrunk the private sector job market so substantially during your first year that maybe taxpayer funded jobs are the only jobs anyone can find. Which the good Lord, sorry, Him again, not you … knows pays good !!!!

Enough already about you creating or saving all those GOVERNMENT (taxpayer funded) jobs, Mr. President, let us get back to your proposal to freeze government spending.

Ah, EXCUSE ME, Mr. President, but your proposal to now freeze some parts of government spending after you increased spending around 25% is just more than a little disingenuous.

Let me see if I can explain this in terms the regular folks might understand. Your proposal, Mr. President, is much like the wife who wasn’t satisfied with the 40 dresses and 40 pairs of shoes she bought in 2008, so last year she bought 50 dresses and 50 pairs of shoes. Now her closet is overflowing, the credit cards are beyond maxed out, and the husband is more than a little miffed. So the wife, to cool her husbands ire, promises that in 2010 she will only buy 50 more dresses and 50 pairs of shoes, not more than 50, just 50 more. Oh, and in order for her to continue her buying spree you need to increase the limits on her credit card.

Or, in the name of analogy fairness, Mr. President, your proposal is the equivalent of the cheating husband who has spent years being increasingly unfaithful to his wife. Last year he added a brand new cutie to his list of indiscretions. When confronted by his harmed spouse, the cad promises he won’t look at another woman. Or, he plans to keep running around with the new cutie and maybe several of the his past girlfriends, he just won’t bed down with any one new.

And NOW, Mr. President, it’s announced you won’t even freeze spending THIS year, but the freeze will come with next year’s budget…which does not start until October 2010!!!!!!!

Ah, excuse me, Mr. President, you are a spendthrift cad who must think the rest of us are just as stupid as those fooled into voting for you.


H/T: Politico, NewsMax, Wall Street Journal on line, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Heritage Foundation, Freedom Works, NewsMax, Hot Air, StLToday.com, USAToday.

My previous inquiries into presidential spin:

Excuse Me, Mr. President, Ah, excuse me again, Mr. President, Ah, excuse me, Mr. President, but… and Ah excuse me, Mr. President, about that SOTU…

57 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 January 28 5:12 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    What’s that old AMEX saying — Don’t leave home without it.

    Too bad we are the ones footing the bill.

  2. 2010 January 28 5:15 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    An opinion, off topic but sorta on:

    President Obama seemed angry from the clips and comments I’ve seen and read.

    My opinion is that he is under the belief that health care failed, elections were lost, and people are angry at the White House and Dems because—– White America still believes in slavery, lynching, anti-busing, and repression of Blacks because America is still a prejudice nation. In short—- America cannot accept his socialist views because white America is racist.

    He cannot say that but I believe deep down in his, and Michelle’s heart, they are thinking that.

    Thus, the anger and blame game against everyone but himself. He knows he is right and everyone else is wrong. So, he cannot change to the center or moderation.

  3. 2010 January 28 5:17 pm

    SWEET! 🙂 🙂

  4. 2010 January 28 5:18 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    I believe there is a psychiatric condition for someone like Obama. You know a medical term for someone with an arrogant, egotistical attitude who cannot accept blame or responsibility for his actions.

    Help me out if you know what it is called. And don’t say dip-shititus!

  5. 2010 January 28 5:20 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

  6. 2010 January 28 5:20 pm
    mpthompson permalink

    And don’t say dip-shititus!

    But, I believe that is the scientific name. Is it not?

  7. 2010 January 28 5:21 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

  8. 2010 January 28 5:22 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Dang-can someone fis it?

  9. 2010 January 28 5:22 pm
    mpthompson permalink

    Hah! Check out Drudge. I have a suggestion. Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!

  10. 2010 January 28 5:24 pm
    TLS permalink

    #2 MiCon – You nailed it!!!

  11. 2010 January 28 5:26 pm

    It be fixed.

  12. 2010 January 28 5:32 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

  13. 2010 January 28 5:33 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

  14. 2010 January 28 5:35 pm

    The messiah suffers from a complex personality dis-order that is probably incurable.

    N arcisstic
    U ncurable
    M alady
    B ased
    N ormally
    U pon
    T erminal
    S hitheaditis

  15. 2010 January 28 5:36 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

  16. 2010 January 28 5:38 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Thanks ip—That’s what is called! S hitheaditis.

    I knew it was summpin like that. I heard you catch it by wiping your face when you go to the restroom.

  17. 2010 January 28 5:39 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    It makes you CHARMIN’!

  18. 2010 January 28 5:47 pm
    janzam permalink

    According to John Kyl, the dems are planning to do reconciliation on HC. This seems to be the rumor that was passing around late this afternoon, PST. I don’t think the dems have given up!

  19. 2010 January 28 5:59 pm

    Whatever is passed by recon,with 51 votes, can also be repealed by 51 votes later when we have a GOP potus.

    They who live by recon can die by recon.

  20. 2010 January 28 6:05 pm
    RepublicanPundit permalink

    someone with an arrogant, egotistical attitude who cannot accept blame or responsibility for his actions.

    The term is Asshole.

  21. 2010 January 28 6:06 pm

  22. 2010 January 28 6:06 pm
    RepublicanPundit permalink

    I will make this prediction:

    If dems pass the current health care scare, they will be in the minority of the next 40 years, that is, if there is such thing as a democrat party.

  23. 2010 January 28 6:09 pm

    post 22

    Hopefully, but history shows that once the great unwashed get a taste of the gubmint nipple, they somehow never want to spit it out again.

  24. 2010 January 28 6:14 pm
    mulletover permalink

    They can fix a few differences the House wants fixed in the Senate bill using reconciliation, like higher taxes on the higher earners and maybe the guvmint option or something similar. They cannot, however, do policy using reconciliation, and I believe the abortion language might apply there.

    Reconciliation has to have a budget impact or reason inherent in its language.

    Does anyone know if abortion fits?

    That’s still a big block of democrats objecting to the senate bill.

  25. 2010 January 28 6:35 pm
    justrand permalink

    the true-believing Left is so determined to JAM ObamaCare down our throats…and so convinced that despite MASSIVE disapproval with it now, we will learn to love it!

    I am really getting nervous here, folks. They are committing political suicide…unless, of course they’re planning to mint 20 million new voters in time for the 2010 elections!

  26. 2010 January 28 6:42 pm
    gnqanq permalink

    Let them pass Health Care, then all the Republicans have to do when they regain the house is defund it. What good is any of it if there is no appropriations for any of the structure. Can not have death panels, can not have commissions, can not have crap if there is no funds.

  27. 2010 January 28 6:45 pm
    TLS permalink

    unless, of course they’re planning to mint 20 million new voters in time for the 2010 elections!

    looks like that’s exactly what they are trying to do:


  28. 2010 January 28 7:06 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Keep in mind that if the Dims go the reconciliation route the Reps have threatened an avalanche of amendments which have to be considered under the process.

  29. 2010 January 28 7:15 pm
    mulletover permalink

    The Ohio unemployed have got the answer.

    And we thought heavy drinking was only necessary to produce good poetry.

    chart of the day — hic

  30. 2010 January 28 7:17 pm
    RepublicanPundit permalink

    The dims know they are dooming the party to irrelavance, but they do not care. Health Care takeover by the gum’t has been their goal since the New Deal.

    They will go down with it gleefully.

  31. 2010 January 28 7:19 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Dis you see Sarah Palin on Greta tonight? She was on fire.

  32. 2010 January 28 7:23 pm
    bc3b permalink

    OhiO has a lot of metropolitan areas that are having big-time economic problems: Cleveland, Akron, Canton, Youngstown, Toledo, Dayton, Springfield. About the only metros that are not in the dumper are Columbus and Cincinnati.

  33. 2010 January 28 7:24 pm


    Let them pass Health Care, then all the Republicans have to do when they regain the house is defund it.

    Maybe not. If it becomes an “entitlement”, by law it must be funded, like soc.sec. medicare etc.

  34. 2010 January 28 7:27 pm
    gnqanq permalink

    bc3b – much like Michigan, alot of those cities are old industrial cities.

    Columbus – state govt, Ohio State, and alot of insurance companies.

    Cincinnati – P&G and some federal agencies.

  35. 2010 January 28 7:28 pm
    mulletover permalink

    Hitler responds to the Ipad

    (language warning)

  36. 2010 January 28 7:42 pm
    justrand permalink

    wow…I guess the iPad IS crap! 🙂

  37. 2010 January 28 7:44 pm
    drdog09 permalink

  38. 2010 January 28 7:47 pm
    justrand permalink

    between now and November’s elections, We The People need to raise hell CONSTANTLY!

    I’m ready.

  39. 2010 January 28 7:52 pm
    mulletover permalink

    Obama and Holder are a dangerous combination. Obama’s radicalism combined with Holder’s disregard of the safety of the American people is going to result in a terrorist attack of massive proportions.

    It is only a matter of time.

  40. 2010 January 28 7:56 pm
    gnqanq permalink

    mullet – and where are the terrorists going to hit – blue america. You reap what you sow.

  41. 2010 January 28 8:06 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Hey Mullet you will love this! The iPad is already trademarked by Fujitisu. — http://tightwadtechnica.com/?p=4964

    Jobs will have Marketings rump….

  42. 2010 January 28 8:11 pm
    mulletover permalink

    gnqanq, terrorists hit where people are concentrated the heaviest. Urban areas, containing mostly dems, are to be avoided.

  43. 2010 January 28 8:15 pm
    mulletover permalink

    drdog, I always stay a generation or two behind on technology, so whatever problems the iPad has will not be an issue for me.

    It is remarkable that something as basic as intellectual property is a problem on the day of launch.

  44. 2010 January 28 8:18 pm
    mulletover permalink

    Last night, I posted an online poll by politico on grading the SOTU (referred to by some as the STFU)

    Updated results are

    A – 26%
    B – 7%
    C – 6%
    D – 15%
    F – 44%

    Barry, we hardly knew ya.

  45. 2010 January 28 8:27 pm
    gnqanq permalink

    mullet – you are so right about those democrat voters taking a hit from the terrorists.

    Listening to rush today talk about ‘zero’ being upset when they laughed at him. As he goes down it will be fun to watch him come apart as he sees that he can not walk on water. It will be interesting to see if some of his friends (Putin, Chavez, Castro, Anutjob) abroad give him a push.

  46. 2010 January 28 8:37 pm
    drdog09 permalink


    I like playing with the new stuff, but so much of it does not last in the market I am like you. My main tech is at least a gen older than the latest thing out there.

    Interesting poll results. Almost 60% of the country thinks he did not ‘pass’. That 26% with the ‘A’ is probably his natural floor of support. ObamaGirl the the like. The ones who will be coughing up pieces of lung when the terrorists unleash a radiation bomb over some place like San Fransisco.

  47. 2010 January 28 8:38 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    that should be thinks.

  48. 2010 January 28 8:42 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Closing comment before I waddle off to the Dr. Doggie bed. Judy and INC are to be commended for some great postings today. Could have been a dull day without it.

  49. 2010 January 28 8:44 pm
    justrand permalink

    (a) the Jahadis do realize how weak our “President” is
    (b) they know where the population centers are…and that most of them are run by Leftist morons
    (c) it IS only a matter of time…and less of that!

    Of course in the FIFTY minutes that the Obamanistas questioned the Crotch Bomber I’m sure they got TONS of good intel! [and what about the flagrant lie Gibbs told about the would-be mass murderer being questioned for 30 HOURS?!?!? I guess the media was bizzy that day]

  50. 2010 January 28 8:48 pm
    conservativetony permalink

    HotAir has an AP link up indicating Scott Brown has already informed the GOP that they can’t always count on his vote.

    Couple this with his refusal to stand up and fight to be seated immediately and things are beginning to look less and less rosy.

  51. 2010 January 28 9:36 pm

    Screw apple I’ll wait for a real device.

  52. 2010 January 28 9:49 pm
    drdog09 permalink


    Have seen mockups of proposals for the Slate. But when I read your link and it said ‘later this year’ my heart sunk. Acer could be out with a competing product in Aug/Sept. They don’t as far as I know, but you get my point. 6 months or so is way too long.

  53. 2010 January 29 4:43 am
    Bumr50 permalink

    “who must think the rest of us are just as stupid as those fooled into voting for you.”


    Unfortunately these are the voters that must somehow be convinced that socialism is bad policy.

    The informed public has already taken sides and dug in on their respective ideological fronts.

  54. 2010 January 29 6:18 am

    conservativetony permalink

    HotAir has an AP link up indicating Scott Brown has already informed the GOP that they can’t always count on his vote.

    Another rino in the making, but if we only have him to stop obamacare,it is better than the alternative.In nov. we can pick up more seats,we won’t need him them.
    He is obviously running for his next election in 2012.

  55. 2010 January 29 6:21 am

    Luxury cars as we know them will soon to be a thing of the past. They have
    always been just beyond my means, but we took out a Cadillac Escalade for a
    test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
    The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it’s wonderful
    options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats
    directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your
    butt in the summer heat.
    I stated the car must be a Republican car.
    He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it
    were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round..

  56. 2010 January 29 6:23 am
    mulletover permalink



  57. 2010 January 29 2:05 pm

    Yeah Dr. it will not be till fall I’m told on the Slate (I got to play with a demo one two weeks ago for about 5 minutes – I’m not even into these things but it was cool).

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