Just When You Think MSNBC Can’t Get any Nuttier

2010 January 18
by bc3b

… or Chris Matthews Can’t Stoop any Lower.

With all the bad news confronting them (Brown in Massachusetts, Obama diving in every poll known to man and Palin’s popularity on the rise), it’s time to lock up sharp instruments and order jackets with extra, extra long sleeves for the looney leftists at MSNBC.

As we reported Saturday, MSNBC host Ed Schultz said, “I’d cheat to keep these bastards out,” referring to the Coakley – Brown Senate race.

Not to be outdone, Chris Matthews lamented how difficult it is to buy votes these days. A master of playing the race card, Matthews has decided to play the “religion” card by reminding voters in heavily-Catholic Massachusetts that Scott Brown is Protestant while Martha Coakley is a (make-believe) Catholic.

Matthews also took his daily shots at Sarah Palin and is hosting a special tonight. Here’s an advertisement which claims Tea Party protesters are threatened by a black President.

David Schuster wonders if Massachusetts voters have “lost their minds.” That’s what’s great about Schuster; there’s no question as to whether he’s lost his.

The Morning Joe has been an absolute joke (even more so than usual) in recent days:

Mika Brzezinski demonstrates that blond hair dye, botox and silicone can be a stupefying combination:

During the mocking of Sarah Palin’s interview with Glenn Beck, Mika blurts out than Abraham Lincoln was her favorite “founding father.”Ronald Reagan was mine./sarc. She also said that Joe Scarborough was the only media conservative that she could respect.

Speaking of Joe Scarborough, this morning he questions whether he is even a Republican any more. Most of us stopped wondering about that a couple of years ago Joe. But, at least no dead women have turned up in your office lately. At least none that we are aware of.

What’s MSNBC’s fascination with Sarah Palin? Perhaps they realize she could draw a bigger crowd watching her do laundry than tune in to any of their shows.

Lots of hat tips to newsbusters.org.

A Tribute to MSNBC’s Daytime Queens (as opposed to its Nightime Queen: Keith Olbermann)

MikalovesLincoln1.jpg picture by bc3b  2557436612_1b582a9cc31-1.jpg picture by bc3b

32 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 January 18 11:29 am
    [1]
    drdog09 permalink

    M isery
    S ignifying
    N othing
    B ut
    C rap

  2. 2010 January 18 11:31 am
    [2]
    MFG permalink

    Perfect DD!

  3. 2010 January 18 11:32 am
    [3]

    GREAT THREAD! HAHAHAHAHA

    ? ON SUICIDE WATCH !!!

    OT –

    Obama: 48% in Democracy Corps (D) poll = 43 % REALITY !!!

  4. 2010 January 18 11:35 am
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    justrand permalink

    I love that Lincoln was the MSLSD gal’s favorite “Founding Father”. I understand her favorite from the ‘Three Stooges’ was Henny Youngman.

    They couldn’t BE any lamer…but since only their immediate families watch the network it doesn’t really matter.

  5. 2010 January 18 11:38 am
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    “They couldn’t BE any lamer” – I’m sure they will keep trying to out do themselves.

  6. 2010 January 18 11:41 am
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    Is Andrew Sullivan on MSNBC too? He, and his followers, should be.

  7. 2010 January 18 11:54 am
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    MFG permalink

    My favorite founding father is Lincoln Chafee

  8. 2010 January 18 11:54 am
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    MFG permalink

    Or maybe Richard Nixon?

  9. 2010 January 18 11:54 am
    [10]
    MFG permalink

    Perhaps Millard Fillmore…

  10. 2010 January 18 11:56 am
    [11]
    brucefdb permalink

  11. 2010 January 18 12:24 pm
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    judyt2009 permalink

    Okay… I watched all of that sissy’s video… then I had to go shower is extremely hot water and drink a bottle of disinfectant …. that is the most time I have spent on MSNBC/NBC aka Channel ZERO in the last 18 months.

  12. 2010 January 18 12:31 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    I notice the blond on Morning Joe doesn’t say much in the vid. What she does say goes to flares pretty quick. I wonder if Coakley was her mentor?

  13. 2010 January 18 12:32 pm
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    justrand permalink

    judy, I couldn’t bear to watch it, but I did capture the opening image of Sissy Mathews. This is how the average person looks when learning of a death in the family:

  14. 2010 January 18 12:35 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    Bruce,

    You catch this line in the ARG poll you posted –

    “A total of 8% of likely voters say they have already voted by absentee ballot, with Brown leading Coakley 54% to 44%, with 2% for Kennedy.”

  15. 2010 January 18 12:39 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    Poor Matthews. You know JR, a bottle of Pepto will clear that right up for Mr. Tingly.

  16. 2010 January 18 12:41 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    Yo! Boss! Your predictive post is a tad early. Its 2:40CT here.

  17. 2010 January 18 12:42 pm
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    brucefdb permalink

    Yes, Dog, Rush said today that 9% of the absentee ballots have been counted with Brown up 58-42, so this poll tracks along those lines. Ineteresting.

  18. 2010 January 18 12:42 pm
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    brucefdb permalink

    Ineteresting is kind of like interesting.

  19. 2010 January 18 12:59 pm
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    MI Conservative permalink

    # 11

    Who the hell are the 1% of Republicans voting for Coakley? I cannot even imagine a Republican voting for her.

    Does she have relatives that are Republicans??

  20. 2010 January 18 1:13 pm
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    justrand permalink

    the Left Coast is PACIFIC time! :)

  21. 2010 January 18 1:19 pm
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    A new InsiderAdvantage poll conducted exclusively for POLITICO shows Republican Scott Brown surging to a nine-point advantage over Martha Coakley a day before Massachusetts voters trek to the ballot box to choose a new senator.

    Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0110/31621.html#ixzz0d07zi5WZ

  22. 2010 January 18 1:22 pm
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    bc3b permalink

    MI Conservative -

    If you look at the Gallup Weekly Opinion Tracker you will see that 18% of those calling themselves Republicans approve of Obama’s job performance.

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/politics.aspx

    Those are David Frum/David Brooks/Kathleen Parker “Republicans” we would be better orr without.

  23. 2010 January 18 1:35 pm
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    bc3b permalink

    If Brown is winning, I plan to watch MSNBC tomorrow night. If any of the MSNBC hosts commit suicide, I want to see it live, not via a You Tube recording.

  24. 2010 January 18 1:36 pm
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    The National Organization for Marriage says a smallish poll conducted for it by QEV Analytics has Brown up 5 (which is well within the margin for error of the 304-person sample).

    The group says it’s in the process of placing 790,000 calls into the state, targeting those who oppose same-sex marriage; the group concedes that, per its poll, a 45 percent plurality back same-sex marriage, with 35 percent opposing it.
    - politico

  25. 2010 January 18 1:58 pm
    [26]

    And the dead shall riseth again.

  26. 2010 January 18 2:04 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    #26 UGH!

  27. 2010 January 18 2:32 pm
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    On Hannity:
    Zogby – Coakley for the small win.
    Ras – Tight race, maybe brown by a hair.

  28. 2010 January 18 2:37 pm
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    justrand permalink

    Zogby is just about the least reliable pollster…I always discount his stuff. Rasmussen is generally VERY reliable, if only because he uses rolling averages with most of his polls, which are harder to “game” and usually reflect good trending.

    Just 1/2 a day left…

  29. 2010 January 18 2:48 pm
    [30]
    JustMary permalink

    HAHA I just had a fun thought. Every prediction in tonight’s thread MUST rhyme or be in haiku form. Yes? :lol:

  30. 2010 January 18 3:09 pm
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    judyt2009 permalink

    this poll has ” Brown winning 61/30 in the 18-to-29 group, which should be ground zero for Hopenchange fee-vah — especially with all the college liberals in Massachusetts. “

    What… you think those allegedly intelligent ivy league college students and graduates haven’t been able to figure out that Obamacare will force them to buy insurance or face fines. These idiots wanted healthcare for “those” people they just did not expect they would have to pay for it.

  31. 2010 January 18 3:31 pm
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    32 – Hope and Change suckers.

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