Why eMail was invented!!!

2011 July 20
by justrand

The most awesome eMail in the history of eMail…or maybe any mail for that matter!  Debbie Washerwoman-Shitz had waited until Allen West left the House chamber to level yet another Leftist attack at him…essentially: “he wants to starve old people in Florida”.  During the 2010 election Washerwoman-Shitz organized a protest at HIS campaign headquarters (note: she was NOT running against him), and she distributed his and his wife SSNs to the world in the process.  She IS “vile”. 

Without further ado…Allen West, in only a fraction of his glory! 

From: Z112 West, Allen
Sent: Tuesday, July 19, 2011 04:48 PM
To: Wasserman Schultz, Debbie
Cc: McCarthy, Kevin; Blyth, Jonathan; Pelosi, Nancy; Cantor, Eric
Subject: Unprofessional and Inappropriate Sophomoric Behavior from Wasserman-Schultz

Look, Debbie, I understand that after I departed the House floor you directed your floor speech comments directly towards me. Let me make myself perfectly clear, you want a personal fight, I am happy to oblige. You are the most vile, unprofessional ,and despicable member of the US House of Representatives. If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face, otherwise, shut the heck up. Focus on your own congressional district!

I am bringing your actions today to our Majority Leader and Majority Whip and from this time forward, understand that I shall defend myself forthright against your heinous characterless behavior……which dates back to the disgusting protest you ordered at my campaign hqs, October 2010 in Deerfield Beach.

You have proven repeatedly that you are not a Lady, therefore, shall not be afforded due respect from me!

Steadfast and Loyal

Congressman Allen B West (R-FL)

Bug (Washerwoman-Shitz) meet windshield (West).

104 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 July 20 6:28 am
    drdog09 permalink

    I would say put a boxing ring on the house floor and show it on ESPN. But it would be a bore. West standing there at the ready, Shultz running around the ring like a gutted chicken.

  2. 2011 July 20 6:37 am
    justrand permalink

    Shitz wouldn’t even get in the ring…she’d do her “gutted chicken” routine in front of the cameras outside.

    Look for Debbie Dumbest to gin up some crocodile tears and play the victim on MSLSD (et al) today. Yup, the same Debbie who has consistently given rabid pitbulls a bad name, will go ahead play a wounded dove. Blech!

  3. 2011 July 20 6:45 am


  4. 2011 July 20 6:47 am
    drdog09 permalink


    At the rate she is going it will have Clinton KneeHole Cluster added.

  5. 2011 July 20 6:51 am
    justrand permalink

    shouldn’t “she” get an award from Budweiser too? I mean, in the absence of large quantities of beer and/or a paper bag…

  6. 2011 July 20 7:02 am
    drdog09 permalink

    For me its the voice. I would need ear plugs…

  7. 2011 July 20 7:10 am

    I doubt that even eph would do her.

  8. 2011 July 20 7:10 am
    justrand permalink

    agreed, drdog…and the voice is fueled by insanity making it all the more, well, vile.

  9. 2011 July 20 7:11 am
    justrand permalink

    IP: “I doubt that even eph would do her.”

    now THAT is a sad commentary on Ms. Washerwoman-Shitz!!

  10. 2011 July 20 7:16 am

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    ‘Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?’ she asked.

    ‘They’re mating,’ her father replied.

    ‘What do you call the spider on top?’ she asked.

    A Daddy Longlegs,’ her father answered.

    ‘So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?’ the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, ‘No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.’

    ‘The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

    ‘Well”, she said, “that may be OK in California, but we’re not having any of that crap in Texas.”

  11. 2011 July 20 7:38 am
    drdog09 permalink

    And that is the wisdom from the bathroom wall from Bourne, Texas.

    The wall is always right.

  12. 2011 July 20 7:50 am
    JustMary permalink

    #7 Dang, that IS bad. 😆

  13. 2011 July 20 7:53 am
    JustMary permalink

    We own the economy. We own the beginning of the turnaround and we want to make sure that we continue that pace of recovery, not go back to the policies of the past under the Bush administration that put us in the ditch in the first place,” Wasserman Schultz told Mike Allen at a breakfast hosted by POLITICO’s Playbook.

    The economy, she said, “has turned around” since President Obama took office, with steady job growth evident even if the pace leaves something to be desired.

    This quote needs to be put in EVERY Debbie thread.

  14. 2011 July 20 8:03 am
    justrand permalink

    Debbie is to Obama, what Bahgdad Bob was to Saddam…only Bahgdad Bob was better looking! 🙂

  15. 2011 July 20 8:04 am
    janzam permalink

    Here’s a video of a candid but cynical discussion dealing with the debt ceiling, economy, clash of democratic & republican ideas and more from PJTV.

  16. 2011 July 20 8:05 am


  17. 2011 July 20 8:06 am

    Where be eph & wiley coyote????

  18. 2011 July 20 8:11 am
    justrand permalink

    IP, both eph and wiley coyote appear to have slipped their tracking-bracelets off! We have been unable to locate them…though once cheerleading tryouts start we should be able to track down eph! 🙂

  19. 2011 July 20 8:16 am
    JustMary permalink

    Wiley is here occasionally, he mentioned that he was re-prioritizing some things now that he’s found the Lord. Eph is probably on vacation or stalking Jenna from some tree branch that has a poor wifi signal.

  20. 2011 July 20 8:27 am
    justrand permalink

    Yesterday Obama rushed and gushed! He rushed to the microphones and gushed over the ‘Gang of Six’ debt plan.

    Today we find out (a) that the “plan” is just some bullet-points (b) it won’t have ANY specifics until AFTER the August 2 deadline and (c) the “cuts” described in the bullet-points won’t even be specified until a “yet to be formed commission” makes recommendations “sometime in the future”.

    Wow…governing is HAHHHD! Vewy hahhhd!

  21. 2011 July 20 8:34 am
    JustMary permalink

    #21 So he wants to accept it, before we really know what it will do. How unlike him!

  22. 2011 July 20 8:41 am

    Obama’s policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate.. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize (for which he did nothing) this is an “honor” he richly deserves.

  23. 2011 July 20 8:47 am
    judyt2009 permalink

    JR — well no wonder Obama got excited, pleased and made a big to do over nothing. Obama has been making a big whoop about his nothingness for years.

  24. 2011 July 20 8:54 am


  25. 2011 July 20 9:26 am
    JustMary permalink

    #25 Exactly

  26. 2011 July 20 9:33 am
    JustMary permalink

    UPDATE to the original topic.

  27. 2011 July 20 9:42 am
    justrand permalink

    excellent, JM! Poor Debbie…the truth DOES hurt!

  28. 2011 July 20 9:46 am
    drdog09 permalink

    By the by, the reason that Shultz did not mention West by name is that if she had done so it would have been a breach of House ethics rules. The little twit knew enough to not to be censured.

  29. 2011 July 20 9:54 am
    drdog09 permalink

    Maybe this will smoke Eph out of the tree. Mercedes Benz swimsuit fashion show — http://www.cnbc.com/id/43800671?slide=1

  30. 2011 July 20 9:58 am

    There you go again mutley misspelling twit.

  31. 2011 July 20 10:02 am
    MI Conservative permalink

  32. 2011 July 20 10:06 am

    Wasserman~~~award winning performance for sucking a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose
    without taking a breath.

  33. 2011 July 20 10:08 am
    MI Conservative permalink

  34. 2011 July 20 10:09 am
    drdog09 permalink

    My apologies twit == Wasserman-twit-Schultz

  35. 2011 July 20 10:42 am

    you left out the a

  36. 2011 July 20 10:59 am
    JustMary permalink

    #36 😆

  37. 2011 July 20 11:03 am

    email translated: Go f___ yourself.

  38. 2011 July 20 11:06 am
    justrand permalink

    KH…excellent translation! Of course, he made it easy for you with his comment: “shut the heck up” You KNOW he typed it the other way, and then backspaced over the OTHER word ending “ck” and changed it to “heck”

    O/T but fun…Hattip HotAir
    Contessa “Dimwit” Brewer tries to belittle her guest…enjoy

    he actually has THREE degrees! Sucks to be her normally…even more so this time.

  39. 2011 July 20 11:20 am


    We gotta grope granny for “security”, but we can’t find bullets in carry on bags?

    What a Joke.

  40. 2011 July 20 11:27 am


    today it’s 3k and within feet…. tomorrow it’ll be 300$ and able to scan you from 30 ft away, enjoy the ramifications.

  41. 2011 July 20 11:29 am

    Cuntessa brewer was her name,
    Sucking chrome from trailer hitches was her game,
    A muncher De la carpet, extraordinaire,
    None could match her Saviour fair,
    She puts rosie odonnell to shame.

  42. 2011 July 20 12:02 pm
    TLS permalink


    I’m saving that so I can watch it over and over!!

  43. 2011 July 20 12:03 pm
    justrand permalink

    excellent, IP.

    we’re still looking to do Pithey Poetry night on Saturday (to not conflict with Poker Night!)

  44. 2011 July 20 12:03 pm
    judyt2009 permalink

    39 — ha, ha, ha .. breaks the old rule attorney rule of never ask a question when that you don’t know the answer. But then again MSDNC jackasses aren’t smart enough to spell law let alone economics.

  45. 2011 July 20 12:22 pm

    46. Huh? Saturday is my poker night, not that matters since i never participate in poetry goodness.

  46. 2011 July 20 12:22 pm
    TLS permalink

    #46 I’m in!!

  47. 2011 July 20 12:27 pm
    JustMary permalink

    #39 😀

  48. 2011 July 20 12:33 pm

    we’re still looking to do Pithey Poetry night on Saturday (to not conflict with Poker Night!)

    🙁 🙁 alas and alack, I will be on the road to the high country sat morning. You all stay pithy
    will return when the streets stop melting

  49. 2011 July 20 1:14 pm
    justrand permalink

    enjoy the high country. 🙂

    Of course, we call the Bay Area the “High Country” as well…but for a different reason.

  50. 2011 July 20 1:15 pm
    justrand permalink

    and, Sir IP, if you would grace us with a few of your poems in advance you could email them to JM or me…and we’ll post them with attribution!!

  51. 2011 July 20 1:35 pm

    Wasserman~shultz~~sounds like a new STD~~causes one to lose all interest in sex.

  52. 2011 July 20 2:18 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), chairman of the Republican Study Committee, said the House’s position is “crystal clear.”

    “In case Sen. Reid didn’t notice, a bipartisan ‘Gang of 234’ just sent him the way forward. It’s called the ‘Cut, Cap, and Balance Act,’ ” Jordan said in a statement. “This is the only plan that can fundamentally solve our debt problem, and it is waiting for Sen. Reid to bring up on the Senate floor for an up-or-down vote.”



  53. 2011 July 20 2:43 pm
    judyt2009 permalink

    over at Facebook.. with my conservative friend one of their liberal friends posted the usual…blah, blah, blah… all Bush’s fault… TARP mess… What follows is my response.

    XXX– YES the TARP bailout did begin with Bush…but you better hold off before you lay it all on BUSH…he does deserve some blame…BUT the facts are rather different.

    Obama and a majority of Democrats voted for it…TARP’s a program that… was enacted by Public Law 110-343, or H.R. 1424.

    In the House, H.R. 1424 passed with the following breakdown of votes:
    Democratic 172 Yea; 63 Nay
    Republican 91 Yea; 108 Nay
    Total – 263 Yea; 171 Nay

    In the Senate, H.R. 1424 passed with the following breakdown of votes:
    Democratic 41 Yea; 10 Nay
    Republican 33 Yea; 15 Nay
    Total – 74 Yea; 25 Nay

    It would appear that TARP was favored by the Democrats… A majority of House Republicans voted against it, unfortunately the Democrats were a majority in both houses, and too may Senate Republicans that voted for it.

    Now — as to TARP .. it was a $700 billion program…

    And, on Dec. 19, 2008, Bush gave his Treasury secretary Paulson permission to spend TARP dollars as he saw fit… Well Paulson did and as of January 23, 2009 (after Obama took office) only $293 billion was spent .

    “The report details what the Treasury has spent so far in the TARP program, for which Congress authorized up to $700 billion. In addition to the $194.2 billion spent on direct equity investments in banks, $40 billion funded a program to shore up American International Group (nyse: AIG – news – people ), $52.5 billion was set aside to shore up Citi and Bank of America, and $20.8 billion was earmarked for Detroit automakers.”

    Read more

    In fact … the Bush Treasury department was only going to spend about half of the TARP money….

    Here are some nice visuals…on where the money went…[don’t miss the end of that link]

    and, Wikipedia has a relatively good chart on who paid back that $293 billion that is being maintained by independent sources…

    wikipedia link

    It seems that virtually all of the TARP money spend under Bush by his Treasury Secretary Paulson WAS PAID BACK……

    BUT, BUT, BUT… WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE TARP MONEY… Well that is a different story…Bush spent less than half of it… and virtually all of that was paid back except for Obama’s General Motors and his friends at Citibank….

    But the DEMOCRATS in CONGRESS GAVE OBAMA a Present of the other $350 billion….

    Warning — HuffPo link

    Yep … it seems the Republicans then tried to stop it>>at least that is what the liberals over at HuffPO say….

    “Six Republicans joined with 45 Democrats and one Joe Lieberman to defeat a resolution that would have blocked the release of $350 billion in financial-industry bailout funds Thursday. The Senate action — or lack of it — paves the way for the dispersal of the money regardless of any action taken by the House of Representatives.

    The Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) is structured so that the president has access to the money unless Congress actively prevents its release. Only 42 senators — seven Democrats, 34 Republicans and one Bernie Sanders — voted to block the money.”

    Oh my what did Obama do with that $350 billion (in addtion to his $800 billion stimulus)…. well, lets see

    He gave some of it to his good pals over at GE/MSNBC


    at least that is what it says in the GE annual Report for 2009…

    and Obama said he would use $200 billion on JOB CREATION…


    Now what was this thread about? Oh, yes Obama claimed he created 2 million jobs… and he grabbed $200 billion to do it… that works out ot $100,000 for each of these 2,000,000 jobs Obama said he created … fuunny thing don’t you think we should be able to find 2 million people who started working at those $100K jobs?

    Where did Obama really blow that $200 billion?????

  54. 2011 July 20 2:45 pm

    “Here are some nice visuals…on where the money went…[don’t miss the end of that link] ”

    Dead link (404).

  55. 2011 July 20 2:55 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Busy day so I have not been on much. Dummie Wasserman Schultz and “Horseface” Brewer have to be two of the dumbest people on the planet.

    And, they’re both fugly.

  56. 2011 July 20 3:11 pm
    judyt2009 permalink

  57. 2011 July 20 3:13 pm

    same dead link.

  58. 2011 July 20 3:14 pm
    judyt2009 permalink

    second try on visuals

  59. 2011 July 20 3:16 pm

    link is being translated to /a-detailed-look-at-ta%E2%80%8Brp by FF for some reason is the problem is, IE works fine though.

  60. 2011 July 20 3:16 pm

    yeah 2nd attempt #63 worked fine. 😉

  61. 2011 July 20 3:17 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Comments from Brewer, Wasserman-Schultz, Tom Harkin, and Carney are just the beginning.

    They know that things are crumbling and the Chosen One is going flat on his face. The comments will get crazier and the attacks are going to become more ridiculous. And liberals will love it. Republicans will laugh at it. And most importantly, independents will be turned off by it and send Obama’s numbers lower.

  62. 2011 July 20 3:24 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    And I need to add this.

    Media polls and the MSM trying to cover up with fixed polls with Dem +8 does not help Obama and the Dems. It hides the truth from them. If you are working under the wrong assumption you will not be successful.

    The MSM telling Obama everyone is blaming Republicans and not him is horse shit. But the White House buys it and continues down the “Road to Ruin” Just like Abbot and Costello on the “Road to Morocco”

    White House listens to MSNBC (who has a small following) believing everything them dumb asses say and feel like the whole USA loves em.

    Sooner or later they will wake from the dream and realize they are not dreaming of Pam Anderson but Nancy Pelosi.

  63. 2011 July 20 3:40 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    If you like MEAT you better buy it now.

    Producers here in Texas turning cattle in by the herds due to heat and lack of rain. Once the glut is over we will pay higher prices for the next year.

  64. 2011 July 20 3:53 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    # 68

    Texas=Bad News=Bush’s fault!

  65. 2011 July 20 4:00 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Is Michigan really waking up. If its possible here is it possible across the Midwest?

    From Huey Burns at real clear politics:

    Michigan state could be more competitive this time around. The EPIC-MRA poll shows the president’s job approval rating under water: 60 percent give him a negative grade while 39 percent give him a positive one.

  66. 2011 July 20 4:02 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Looking at the math, and 1% have their heads-up-their-a#$.

  67. 2011 July 20 4:03 pm
    judyt2009 permalink

    When you say your nightly prayers remember to be thankful that in 2010 Republicans took over the House and Pelosi is not in control of raising the debt ceiling — yes fighting with the Senate and WH over cutting spending is difficult… but today I realized it could be worse.

  68. 2011 July 20 4:14 pm
    JustMary permalink

    #72 Yes, it could be worse- immediately. However, if the republicans wax bipartisan (which I think is ancient greek for “bending over and giving the dems whatever they want because you are pansies”) we could wind up with the same result just with a little more Kabuki theatre on the front end. You know? I hope I’m wrong….

  69. 2011 July 20 4:25 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    I’m right on L. Michigan and the heat index at 7 pm was 103. We don’t see that at all around here.

    So I went to let my dog out to go potty, eh.

    My dog’s response

    Now he started reading this site last week and I want to know which one of yall taught him that???

  70. 2011 July 20 4:31 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Furthermore I found this above his bed

    Now that could be a number of you guys that showed him that.

  71. 2011 July 20 4:31 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Supposedly thare are 15 GOP Senators supporting the Gang of Sis proposal (according to a radio news broadcast I heard of the way home:
    1. Coburn
    2. Chambliss
    3. Crapo
    4. Hutchison
    5. McCain
    6. Johanns
    7. Alexander

    Can anyone fill out the list?

  72. 2011 July 20 4:33 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Only made it to 96 in Detroit (actual temperature, not heat index).

  73. 2011 July 20 4:34 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    bc, Don’t know the other senators but did you see that Hoekstra is going after Stabenow’s senate seat.

    Speaking of fugly. Stabenow is the definition of the word.

  74. 2011 July 20 4:36 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Why would those senators cave? Most of them won’t run for 3 to 5 years. Dems aren’t arfraid to hold the line when they know they are not going to be accountable for a long time.

  75. 2011 July 20 4:40 pm
    bc3b permalink

    MI Conservative #79

    I can’t fault Stabenow’s husband for soliciting a prostitute a few years back. Winning The Future was his reason for marrying her in the first place?

    D3 = Dump Dumb Debbie

  76. 2011 July 20 4:41 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Now that could be a number of you guys that showed him that. — MI

    Your pet subscribes to PlayDog!

  77. 2011 July 20 4:42 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Tennessee’s Corker is almost as big a RINO as Alexander, but Corker is up for reelection in 2012, so he is restraining himself.

  78. 2011 July 20 4:43 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    No he doesn’t subscribe to Play Dog.

    He does get Pethouse.

  79. 2011 July 20 4:45 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    I do not trust anyone in the Senate.

    drdog-Your in Texas – right?

    I do not know how you can take that heat all summer.

  80. 2011 July 20 4:49 pm

    Debbie wanted to do dallas,but they told her to ~~~~~

  81. 2011 July 20 4:50 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Simple. Texas has two winters. There is God’s winter, then there is TXU’s winter. God’s winter is from about Oct to February. TXU the elec company’s winter is from late May to end of August.

    Thank the Lord he gave us the brains to have 5ton AC units. 🙂

  82. 2011 July 20 4:53 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    Thank the Lord he gave us the brains to have 5ton AC units.

    I heard a runor that those air conditioners are a major problem for climate control and the Democrats are going to set new rules on who can have them, who can use them, what they can be set to, and you can only buy union made ones from a government owned company with a waiver on Obamacare.

  83. 2011 July 20 4:55 pm

    Break out ye olde swamp cooler

  84. 2011 July 20 4:55 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    drdog-Did you tell Debbie to ~~~~

  85. 2011 July 20 4:56 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    MI, you know how to scare a guy….

  86. 2011 July 20 4:57 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Yes, same blank stare she always gives during an interview….

  87. 2011 July 20 4:59 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    swamp cooler — LOL

    Lotsa ice.

  88. 2011 July 20 5:02 pm

    water soaked straw & fan==swamp cooler

  89. 2011 July 20 5:03 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    We have found that using mist heads along the eve of the patio can make for a comfortable afternoon on the patio. Low humidity condiitions we can get a 15deg drop in a small area.

  90. 2011 July 20 5:04 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    I was thinking a block of ice in front of a fan. I like the straw and fan better. HA

  91. 2011 July 20 5:07 pm

    83… Same goes for Hatch, he’s only on good behavior because he know if he’s not he’s going to have serious problems next year.

  92. 2011 July 20 5:08 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    They have these mist machines at Comerica (Tigers) Park and I’ve seen medical personnel take over-heated fans there to cool them quickly.

    It’s really neat. They rip all the ladies clothes off and make them, hold it, that part wasn’t at a Tiger game.

    They tried to get me to go there once and I said “The only thing that will save me is one of the frozen margaritas.”

  93. 2011 July 20 5:08 pm

    There really is such a thing as a swamp cooler (evaporative cooler) That’s all we had in the 40’s here in texas.

  94. 2011 July 20 5:09 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    I use to like Hatch but I wish he could be defeated in the primary.

  95. 2011 July 20 5:11 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    OMG I found em ip

  96. 2011 July 20 5:13 pm
    MI Conservative permalink

    I just don’t understand why you want to cool off a swamp!

  97. 2011 July 20 6:03 pm
    justrand permalink

    Lots of houses in Southern CA had swamp coolers…they’re actually very efficient! 🙂 Damn near every house we lived in had one.

  98. 2011 July 20 6:14 pm
    JustMary permalink

    Efficient, but I really love having ac now!!!!! 😆

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