I’m Pretty Sure Jim Treacher Won The Internet

2012 April 18
by JustMary

Twitchy has been a treasure trove of comedy gold since yesterday. Where did Twitchy get this from? The amazing Jim Treacher. I can be certain that Jim is pissing off all the right people, because this morning, he linked to this:

Despite the fact that at the time Obama was a 6-year-old immersed in another culture, Twitter users tore into the story, entertaining themselves with an #obamadogrecipes hashtag. Sigh. Election years are the BEST.

Was Obama a child when he wrote “Dreams from my Father”? Nope. If there is a statute of limitations on what we can use as political fodder, than the rule would certainly apply to the Romney family vacation in 1983, would it not?

Get your Romney buttons here!

128 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 April 18 9:44 am
    [1]
    JustMary permalink

    I’m having WAY too much fun with this. 😆

  2. 2012 April 18 10:01 am
    [2]
    MI Conservative permalink

    I love it too. OMG

    What’s Obama’s favorite cool refreshment? Pup-sicles!

  3. 2012 April 18 10:02 am
    [3]
    justrand permalink

    We’re all familar with the “Wag The Dog” strategy to get re-elected…but an EAT the dog strategy?? Doggon it, I just think Obama is barking up the wrong tree here! 🙂

  4. 2012 April 18 10:02 am
    [4]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite vegetable? Collie-flower!

  5. 2012 April 18 10:04 am
    [5]
    MI Conservative permalink

    How does Obama flavor his dog meat? Mrs. DASH-hound!

  6. 2012 April 18 10:05 am
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    justrand permalink

    Foxhound Tacos? washed down, of course, with a round of Collie Colladas!!

  7. 2012 April 18 10:05 am
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    justrand permalink

    MIC 🙂 !

  8. 2012 April 18 10:06 am
    [8]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What does Michelle eat during sex? Cock-er Spaniel.

  9. 2012 April 18 10:06 am
    [9]
    JustMary permalink

    #8 A Rainbow Bridge too far?

  10. 2012 April 18 10:07 am
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    justrand permalink

    MIC…I loved it…bridge too far or not! 🙂

    p.s. good ad:

  11. 2012 April 18 10:08 am
    [11]
    JustMary permalink

    One of my favorites from the world of Facebook:

    Next excuse for no budget from Senate Dems: “My dog ate the budget then Obama ate my dog.”

  12. 2012 April 18 10:08 am
    [12]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What did Barack say when he was a kid and was hungry? I want CHOW CHOW!

  13. 2012 April 18 10:12 am
    [13]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite stew? Irish Stew Setter.

    You can erase # 8 if you feel you shoudl but I might post worser ones! HA

  14. 2012 April 18 10:13 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite type of dog? LeonbUrger ( A dog that looks like a lion-for real)

  15. 2012 April 18 10:14 am
    [15]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite Chinese meal? Pekingnese Duck!

  16. 2012 April 18 10:16 am
    [16]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite casserole? Tuna Poodle Casserole.

  17. 2012 April 18 10:22 am
    [17]
    JustMary permalink

    I think our next Pithy Poetry Night should feature dog recipes….rhyming recipes….

  18. 2012 April 18 10:22 am
    [18]
    justrand permalink

    MIC…on a roll!

  19. 2012 April 18 10:23 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    Obama once ate dogs in the dark.
    He grilled them when he went to the park.
    He’d eat them alone or on a hamburger bun.
    With mustard and ketchup when it was done.
    But as he grew older he lost his mark.
    Because all he can do now is BARK!

  20. 2012 April 18 10:25 am
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    justrand permalink

    JM, A perfect idea!

    WE should be able to, um, cook up some good ones?

  21. 2012 April 18 10:25 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

  22. 2012 April 18 10:30 am
    [22]
    JustMary permalink

    #18 Don’t give Obama any ideas!!!!!

  23. 2012 April 18 10:33 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite treat at ball games? Hot digigty dogs!

  24. 2012 April 18 10:34 am
    [24]
    MI Conservative permalink

    We now know why Obama does some strange things. Like lifting his leg when he pees and scratching behind his ears with his foot.

  25. 2012 April 18 10:35 am
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    bc3b permalink

    If anyone is going to investigate Obama or call him out, it’s going to have to be people like Treacher, the folks at Breitbart and blogs like ours. MSM refused to vett Obama in 2008 and now it is claiming that it already did so there’s no need to do so in 2012.

  26. 2012 April 18 10:35 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    At least Obama’s married so he has someone else to lick his ……!

  27. 2012 April 18 10:38 am
    [27]
    MI Conservative permalink

    Bo has to be scared! I can here Obama now.

    Here Bo! Come here Bo! Time for supper Bo. We gonna have BO-logna!

  28. 2012 April 18 10:44 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    Obama’s dog meat has a first name its….
    his dog meat has a secong name its….

    He luvs to eat it every day and if you ask me why i’ll
    sa a a a a a a a a a a y cuz Barack Obama has a way with
    B-O-l-o-g-n-a!

  29. 2012 April 18 10:46 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    KH- Number 28!!

    Don’t let Obama search the Greyhounds!!!!

  30. 2012 April 18 10:50 am
    [31]
    MI Conservative permalink

    Yup, The Obama’s always had a sing-a-long before dinner.

    You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
    Cryin’ all the time
    You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
    Cryin’ all the time
    Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
    And now your my dinner, all mine!

  31. 2012 April 18 10:52 am
    [32]

    http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/18/travel/oregon-airport-naked-protest/index.html?section=cnn_latest

    Heh… When a woman did this a week ago (in Denver) she was not charged (though was detained against her will and carted off for a psych eval – released hours later), when a man does it he gets hit with disorderly conduct and indecent exposure charges.

  32. 2012 April 18 10:53 am
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    30. Nice 😉

  33. 2012 April 18 10:55 am
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    JustMary permalink

    Update: If Obama gets another four years, by the end of his second term nobody will care that he ate dogs, because nobody will be able to afford to eat anything else. He’ll solve it the same way he solves everything else: a snappy catchphrase.

    “If you like your dachshund, you can eat your dachshund.”

    From the DC link. 😆

  34. 2012 April 18 11:00 am
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    WTF? Wonder what PETA thinks what’s going on in Michigan.

  35. 2012 April 18 11:00 am
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    MI Conservative permalink

    Gotta go to the store and fetch the poor dog a bone. Be back soon.

  36. 2012 April 18 11:00 am
    [37]
    JustMary permalink

    Another gem:

    Obama would never put a dog on top of a car. Dries out the meat.

  37. 2012 April 18 11:01 am
    [38]
    JustMary permalink

    #35 But was the farmer wearing fur…

  38. 2012 April 18 11:04 am
    [39]
    JustMary permalink

    Meanwhile, at Michael Vick’s house….

  39. 2012 April 18 11:06 am
    [40]

    filet of Shar Pei
    Brisket of beagle
    Rib of Rottweiler
    sautee of Saint Bernard
    fricassee of Fox Terrier
    Cocker cacciatore
    Dachshund wiener Schnitzel
    Moo Goo Pekingese
    Sweet & Sour Samoyed
    Steak and Kidney Pit Bull
    Corned Beef & Cairn Terrier
    Broiled Beauceron
    Chile con Chihuahua
    Poached Pomeranian
    Roasted rat terrier
    Grilled Greyhound
    Stir fried Shih Tzu
    Bar B Q Basset Hound
    Pickled poodle
    Steamed schnauzer

  40. 2012 April 18 11:08 am
    [41]

    Gotta go to the store and fetch the poor dog a bone. Be back soon~~MIcon

    Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard
    to get her poor doggy a bone~~~~ 😀

  41. 2012 April 18 11:11 am
    [42]
    JustMary permalink

    I think my favorite recipe name so far is “Chicken Poodle Soup”. 😆

  42. 2012 April 18 11:30 am
    [43]
    drdog09 permalink

    I don’t know what MIC had for lunch, but I want some! 🙂

  43. 2012 April 18 11:50 am
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    drdog09 permalink

    35,

    Great. So when a flu wipes out all the genetically identical commercial pigs in Michigan what are they going to do? This is insanity.

  44. 2012 April 18 11:53 am
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    justrand permalink

  45. 2012 April 18 11:58 am
    [47]

    Why did they kill the pigs???

  46. 2012 April 18 11:59 am
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    drdog09 permalink

    Pure profit. Mich State is doing the bidding of the large producers in the state to wipe out the small operators.

  47. 2012 April 18 11:59 am
    [49]

    They must have had a plusable excuse???

  48. 2012 April 18 12:01 pm
    [50]
    drdog09 permalink

    An update from that daily caller article JR posted —

    “(Update: ABC tells me that the Google News headline for that story was an automated Google error.)”

    My bs meter went red on that one. I would take a miracle for that kind error to be an automated response. If this were true why would any of us trust any article from anyone on the internet?

  49. 2012 April 18 12:03 pm
    [51]

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/17/1084093/-Romney-s-Michigan-Goes-Hog-Wild-as-DNR-Orders-Killing-of-Hogs-Piglets

    It’s pure bravo sierra, as you say a phony excuse to help the large agri growers

  50. 2012 April 18 12:04 pm
    [52]
    drdog09 permalink

    50,

    Yeah the excuse is issuing a invasive species order. That’s rich, considering that wild boar is just that, a native species. They can’t be considered invasive. But the Mich DNR is using that as the basis for wiping out other specie of hog.

  51. 2012 April 18 12:06 pm
    [53]
    MI Conservative permalink

    What’s Obama’s favorite pizza topping? puppy-roni!

    What is puppy-roni? What Obama eats when he is in San Francisco, it’s the San Francisco treat.

  52. 2012 April 18 12:06 pm
    [54]
    JustMary permalink

    I got the year wrong on the Romney vacation; fixed it!

  53. 2012 April 18 12:08 pm
    [55]
    JustMary permalink

    #47 awesome 😆

  54. 2012 April 18 12:08 pm
    [56]
    MI Conservative permalink

  55. 2012 April 18 12:12 pm
    [57]
    justrand permalink

    The absolute best thing about this whole thing (other than humor aspect) is that the Obama campaign had just begun their “Romney is soooooo cruel to dogs” meme…and that blew up in their face. Just like the “War on Women” bullcrap did when Hilary Rosen trashed Ann Romney.

    Poor poor Barry…whatcha gonna do?

  56. 2012 April 18 12:15 pm
    [58]
    justrand permalink

    Obama: “If I had a dog, he’d look like this…”

  57. 2012 April 18 12:19 pm
    [59]

    He comes from a culture that: circumcises women (Africa),
    places a higher value on the family goat than their wives,
    Wipes their butts with their bare hands,
    Stones women for any transgression,
    and worships a 6th century pedophile, and he has the unmitigated
    gall to accuse someone else of “cruelty” .

    Beam me up scotty.

  58. 2012 April 18 12:20 pm
    [60]

    post 57 good one Micon

  59. 2012 April 18 12:20 pm
    [61]
    JustMary permalink

    #59 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  60. 2012 April 18 12:21 pm
    [62]

    A little snack for barry

  61. 2012 April 18 12:22 pm
    [63]
    JustMary permalink

    #58 Right before this whole thing started, they created the pet lover’s page on Obama’s website. D’oh!

  62. 2012 April 18 12:23 pm
    [64]
    JustMary permalink

  63. 2012 April 18 12:25 pm
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    bc3b permalink

    KH –

    Heh… When a woman did this a week ago (in Denver) she was not charged (though was detained against her will and carted off for a psych eval – released hours later), when a man does it he gets hit with disorderly conduct and indecent exposure charges.

    Seeing a naked woman can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on whether the woman looks like a Song Girl or Debbie Stabenow.

    Speaking of naked women, when I was checking out the Sun Girl in reading the Toronto Sun, I saw an article in which police raided a strip club in Niagra Falls, ONT. It’s been a few days since we’ve heard from Eph.

  64. 2012 April 18 12:25 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    59,

    Then I presume the breed is a Porkgese?

  65. 2012 April 18 12:34 pm
    [67]
    MI Conservative permalink

    This is hilarous. Blogs have lit up with this and the comment sections are unreal.

    Obama goes to a restaurant for breakfast and orders—Eggs Rover Easy!

  66. 2012 April 18 12:41 pm
    [68]
    MI Conservative permalink

    Great line from Romney in debate about barack and dog food.

  67. 2012 April 18 12:52 pm
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    mamacags permalink

    Has anyone heard anything about Obama eating a dog? I heard it was a chocolate lab. Those would be my favorite. Imagine if you will had it come out that George W. Bush ate dog meat. PETA would be having a melt down in front of the white house right about now. Every news channel would have 24/7 coverage at all dog shelters in case that evil dog eater struck again. They would be pulling the lunch menus from his elementary school too! Then again at least we have access to those since they were in America and all that.

  68. 2012 April 18 12:53 pm
    [70]
    JustMary permalink

    Dad…you better hide Dutch!!!!!!

  69. 2012 April 18 12:54 pm
    [71]
    MI Conservative permalink

    I have a question. Since they campaigns are going after the dog vote are there more white dogs or black dogs? Obviously the dog vote will go along racial lines.

  70. 2012 April 18 12:56 pm
    [72]
    MI Conservative permalink

    Yup, Pumpkin’s getting nervous as I read this jokes out loud.

  71. 2012 April 18 12:58 pm
    [73]
    JustMary permalink

    So much awesomeness…so little time

  72. 2012 April 18 12:59 pm
    [74]
    MI Conservative permalink

    You have to wonder what the White House is thinking right now. Probably sitting in the situation room trying to figure out what went wrong again. Last week attack Ann Rmney and it backfired. This week attack Romney over dogs just to get it spit back on them again.

  73. 2012 April 18 1:00 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    #75 It’s probably eating them up.

  74. 2012 April 18 1:00 pm
    [76]
    JustMary permalink

    I am ever so tempted to read Dreams from my Teleprompter now….just to see what other goodies are in there.

  75. 2012 April 18 1:01 pm
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    justrand permalink

    JM, it’s so bad around here that Dutch is ALMOST afraid to urinate on Obama’s photo (ordinarily his favorite piss point). He was afraid Obama might bite his balls! I had to remind Dutch he no longer HAS balls!

  76. 2012 April 18 1:01 pm
    [78]
    MI Conservative permalink

    JM #74 is great!!!

  77. 2012 April 18 1:04 pm
    [79]
    justrand permalink

    JM, my favorite from your link was the dog peeking out from under the bed: “please…I don’t want to visit the White House”

  78. 2012 April 18 1:04 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    You have to wonder what the White House is thinking right now. — MIC

    Hmmm. Indications are they probably aren’t. But it they are they are probably dog paddling for an answer.

  79. 2012 April 18 1:04 pm
    [81]
    JustMary permalink

    I had to remind Dutch he no longer HAS balls!

    Who? Obama, or Dutch?

  80. 2012 April 18 1:10 pm
    [82]
    JustMary permalink

    Awwww…..RIP, Dick Clark. 🙁

  81. 2012 April 18 1:12 pm
    [83]
    drdog09 permalink

    Dick Clark, Dead, 82.

  82. 2012 April 18 1:12 pm
    [84]
    Deckard permalink

    O/T Dick Clark has passed away at age 82. (imho, seacrest is a twerp in comparison)

    My favorite of the comedy gold: “Michael Vick’s Ol’ Fashioned Backyard Jambalaya”

    (I am SO glad I wasn’t drinking anything at that moment)

  83. 2012 April 18 1:13 pm
    [85]
    MI Conservative permalink

    Just saw that on news about Dick Clark. We all grew up with him, eh? Saturday afternoon with American Bandstand. Black and White at my house.

  84. 2012 April 18 1:14 pm
    [86]
    MI Conservative permalink

    deckard, I was drinking!!!!!!!!

  85. 2012 April 18 1:26 pm
    [87]
    bc3b permalink

    Dick Clark had even greater power when he had a daily program out of Philadelphia in the late 1950s and early 1960s. Chubby Checker, Frankie Avelon, Bobby Rydell, Jimmy Darren and Fabien were all Philadelphians who got their break on American Bandstand.

  86. 2012 April 18 1:31 pm
    [88]
    bc3b permalink

    From Hot Air:

    Some 36 members of Obama’s executive staff owe more than $800,000 in back taxes, while federal workers owe more than $3.4 billion in unpaid taxes, according to the Internal Revenue Service.

    $800,000/36 = an average of $22,222 each.

  87. 2012 April 18 1:33 pm
    [89]
    JustMary permalink

  88. 2012 April 18 1:42 pm
    [90]
    Deckard permalink

  89. 2012 April 18 1:45 pm
    [91]
    drdog09 permalink

    Romney campaign launches ad against Obama — http://youtu.be/QFIlYt3NO3Y

  90. 2012 April 18 1:54 pm
    [92]

    see post 10

  91. 2012 April 18 2:12 pm
    [93]
    drdog09 permalink

  92. 2012 April 18 2:25 pm
    [94]
    justrand permalink

  93. 2012 April 18 3:05 pm
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    justrand permalink

  94. 2012 April 18 4:26 pm
    [96]
    JustMary permalink

    Liberals are pretty butthurt over their dear leader’s meal choices today. Not because he did it, but because we aren’t paying attention to the REAL story here- and that story is Shamus Romney.

  95. 2012 April 18 4:35 pm
    [97]
    JustMary permalink

    Obama can’t spend his time on these silly attacks; he has a lot on his plate right now. -Frank J

  96. 2012 April 18 4:40 pm
    [98]
    R.J.H. permalink

    JR, in regards to the pic in #95, At least if they aren’t there, they can’t pass any more draconian legislation.

  97. 2012 April 18 4:57 pm
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    justrand permalink

    sadly, RJH, they were probably just somewhere else in the Capital drafting up more draconian legislation.

    the fact that the media REFUSES to cover this story…flat out refuses (except FoxNews) is appalling. Most Americans truly have no idea this is happening…or rather NOT happening.

    Assuming we take back the Senate, NEXT year the media will clamor for the budget…and if it is 20 minutes late they will scream!

  98. 2012 April 18 4:59 pm
    [100]
    justrand permalink

    I am loving the Obama Chow Chow time stuff today. No American President…heck no ruler of ANY kind ever so richly deserved ridicule!

  99. 2012 April 18 5:07 pm
    [101]
    R.J.H. permalink

  100. 2012 April 18 5:45 pm
    [102]
    drdog09 permalink

    Hmm. Wonder how they are going to store the data? Couple of properly placed rare earth magnets might be in order.

  101. 2012 April 18 6:09 pm
    [103]
    drdog09 permalink

    Could be us in a couple of years

  102. 2012 April 18 7:01 pm
    [104]
    JustMary permalink

    “Timely contest” LMAO

  103. 2012 April 18 7:07 pm
    [105]
    justrand permalink

    OMG…that contest timing is perfect!

  104. 2012 April 18 7:14 pm
    [106]
    drdog09 permalink

    I wonder what breed will be served? Whippets are kind of stringy. Bulldogs are too fatty. Same with Bassets. Maybe a Iams fed Dolberman or German Shepard.

  105. 2012 April 18 7:19 pm
    [107]

    I think perhaps straw dogs

  106. 2012 April 18 7:22 pm
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  107. 2012 April 18 7:28 pm
    [109]
    mulletover permalink

    Romney put his dog on top of the car. Obama had his on a plate of rice.

    Can’t remember where I saw that, but it’s funny.

  108. 2012 April 18 7:33 pm
    [110]
    drdog09 permalink

    IP, that is an awesome photoshop.

  109. 2012 April 18 7:48 pm
    [111]
    JustMary permalink

    My son just asked if anyone had come up with “Snickerpoodles” yet. LOL!!!!!!!

  110. 2012 April 18 7:48 pm
    [112]
    justrand permalink

    Drdog…if you get invited to the White House for dinner…do NOT go!

  111. 2012 April 18 7:49 pm
    [113]
    JustMary permalink

    #108 That. is. awesome.

  112. 2012 April 18 7:50 pm
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    justrand permalink

    snickerpoodles is awesome!! I hope you posted that one on Recipe website

  113. 2012 April 18 7:57 pm
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    justrand permalink

    OMG…look whose dog Obama ate…

  114. 2012 April 18 7:59 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    112, Excellent advise!

    111, For my ignorance, what is a snickerpoodle? (with a trembling finger I press enter….)

  115. 2012 April 18 8:04 pm
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    justrand permalink

    Drdog…a Snickerdoodle is a most excellent sugar cookie (with cinnamon) …a SnickerPoodle is an Obama snack!

  116. 2012 April 18 8:05 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    Snicker doodle cookies 🙂

  117. 2012 April 18 8:09 pm
    [119]
    drdog09 permalink

    Guess I was culturally deprived as a child. Never heard of them 🙁

    Poor Hitler.

  118. 2012 April 18 8:13 pm
    [120]

    Your Tax Dollars @ Works episode 23423122232

    “Multimillion dollar USAID program trains college students in the Philippines to work in offshore call centers, but one Congressman tells InformationWeek he’s going to put a stop to it.”
    http://www.informationweek.com/news/global-cio/interviews/232900478

  119. 2012 April 18 8:17 pm
    [121]

  120. 2012 April 18 8:19 pm
    [122]
    JustMary permalink

    #121 indeed

  121. 2012 April 18 8:23 pm
    [123]
    justrand permalink

    Ah, IP, but were those made with REAL poodles??

  122. 2012 April 18 8:26 pm
    [124]
    drdog09 permalink

    Looks yummy.

  123. 2012 April 18 8:29 pm
    [125]
    justrand permalink

    They are…but you have to grind the poodles up just right!

  124. 2012 April 18 8:33 pm
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    JustMary permalink

  125. 2012 April 18 10:24 pm
    [127]
    JustMary permalink

    #115 It really doesn’t get old…

  126. 2012 April 18 10:40 pm
    [128]
    JustMary permalink

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