This just in from the Ministry of Truth! – 5/10/2012 Edition
We at the Ministry of Truth want to remind ALL OF YOU that although you may THINK you remember last week’s number being
386,000 368,000 365,000…which would make this an INCREASE…such memories are ILLEGAL!
Last week’s number was ALWAYS
389,000 365,000 368,000…and we have ALWAYS been at war with EastAsia!!
Further, any talk you may hear about last week’s number being “revised” UP to
389,000 368,000 in order to make this week’s number look better should be immediately reported to AttackWatch!!
Have a great day. In fact, Lord Obama knows you’ll have a great day…because that is ONLY kind we have now that we are in the Age of Obama.
Note: You are reminded that anyone claiming or appearing to have a “bad day” should be reported to the Pleasant Police…for their own good and happiness, of course.