This just in from the Ministry of Truth! – 5/10/2012 Edition

2012 April 10
by justrand

Initial claims for state unemployment benefits dropped by 1,000 to 388,000 365,000 367,000” …our glorious Labor Department announced today!!

We at the Ministry of Truth want to remind ALL OF YOU that although you may THINK you remember last week’s number being 386,000 368,000 365,000…which would make this an INCREASE…such memories are ILLEGAL!

Last week’s number was ALWAYS 389,000 365,000 368,000…and we have ALWAYS been at war with EastAsia!!

Further, any talk you may hear about last week’s number being “revised” UP to 389,000 368,000 in order to make this week’s number look better should be immediately reported to AttackWatch!!

Have a great day.  In fact, Lord Obama knows you’ll have a great day…because that is ONLY kind we have now that we are in the Age of Obama.

Note: You are reminded that anyone claiming or appearing to have a “bad day” should be reported to the Pleasant Police…for their own good and happiness, of course.

31 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 April 26 6:47 am
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    bc3b permalink

    You can bet there will be nothing but spin and lies from the government and its propaganda arm (MSM) particularly if the economy has slowed as it appears it has.

    JR, you’d better hope Romney wins or you might spend the rest of your life in Hut 1369.

  2. 2012 April 26 7:03 am
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    bc3b permalink

    It appears that strip clubs and prostitutes may be the norm rather than the exception for the Secret Service:

    http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/el-salvador-40-strippers-obamas-secret-service-tea/nMhxJ/

  3. 2012 April 26 7:12 am
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    Everything else connected with obammers chamber of horrors
    resembles turds floating in the cesspool, why not
    these overpaid frat boys doing their thing? Turds of a feather frolick together.

  4. 2012 April 26 7:15 am
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    justrand permalink

    bc3b: “JR, you’d better hope Romney wins or you might spend the rest of your life in Hut 1369.”

    *sigh* …then again, maybe I really WILL learn to “love Big Brother”!!

  5. 2012 April 26 7:20 am
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    drdog09 permalink

    Pleasant Police == TSA

    I mean why not? They are always groping your happy place….

  6. 2012 April 26 7:48 am
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    RepublicanPundit permalink

    IP, sorta reminds one that Korea has a lot of floating turds.

    😆

  7. 2012 April 26 7:52 am
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    bc3b permalink

    Since the Obama Regime declared the War on Terrorism is over last week, who needs the TSA any more?

  8. 2012 April 26 8:04 am
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    JustMary permalink

    #8 Pedophiles? I mean, where else can a child molester be allowed to view naked children on a video screen, and/or touch them in places their parents told them were off limits?

  9. 2012 April 26 8:08 am
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    justrand permalink

    Bc3b: “who needs the TSA any more?”

    – people who like being groped by strangers
    – toddlers who need to be reminded how NOT to let bad men touch them
    – people in wheelchairs who need a lesson in just how helpless they are
    – anyone who clings to the silly notion that they are free to travel…and need to be dissuaded of that notion

    And that’s just for starters

  10. 2012 April 26 8:19 am
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    justrand permalink

  11. 2012 April 26 8:42 am
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  12. 2012 April 26 9:01 am
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    bc3b permalink

    JR –

    “And that’s just for starters”

    Yes, you forgot elderly nuns being patted down by Muslim TSA agents wearing hajibs.

  13. 2012 April 26 9:06 am
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    bc3b permalink

  14. 2012 April 26 9:12 am
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    justrand permalink

    good catch, bc3b…we wouldn’t want to deny the Muslim TSA agents ACCESS to the nuns!

  15. 2012 April 26 9:15 am
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    mulletover permalink

    The TSA is a sanctuary for pedophiles and perverts. They should all be registered as sex offenders.

  16. 2012 April 26 9:45 am
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    justrand permalink

    KH…why should they show their women any more respect in death than they showed them in life, eh??

  17. 2012 April 26 9:58 am
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    bc3b permalink

    Mullet –

    “The TSA is a sanctuary for pedophiles and perverts. They should all be registered as sex offenders.”

    Best of all, they actually get paid to enjoy their perversion (compliments of the U.S. taxpayers).

  18. 2012 April 26 9:59 am
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    RepublicanPundit permalink

    IP, sorta reminds one that Korea has a lot of floating turds.

    Here I am in the land of Korea,
    full of lice and diarrhea,
    of whose shores we have mastered,
    merry Christmas you lucky bastards.

  19. 2012 April 26 10:18 am
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    judyt2012 permalink

    Yippee… another Obama Arab Spring accomplishment 🙁

    #17 — Egypt reports female circumcision or the more truthful and adequate description genital mutilation of 90% of the female population. Of course, the wife has been dead sexually since her mutilation so lack of heart beat is inconsequential.

    It does not surprise me that these sick, disgusting shoe sole scums would find F’ing the corpse of their wife (wives) as acceptable. Just more proof that to the Muslim man intercourse is all about the satisfaction of the male and nothing about the affection, pleasure, or satisfaction of the female… which makes it RAPE.

    Furthermore, I believe that Muslim men deserve nothing from intercourse with their wife than her lying still as a corpse. It isn’t for her pleasure anyway so why give these rapists any of the enhanced satisfaction that comes from pleasing your partner.

  20. 2012 April 26 10:30 am
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    justrand permalink

    judy, your analysis and outrage in comment #21 is excellent.

    Which explains why all feminist organizations, starting with NOW, have condemned Muslim treatment of women.

    Oh wait…you mean they haven’t?? You mean they’ve spent MILLIONS of $$$ and tens of thousands of hours attacking Rush Limbaugh…and haven’t said WORD ONE about how Islam treats women? hmmm…it’s almost like their REAL agenda isn’t about women at all?!?!

  21. 2012 April 26 11:08 am
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    justrand permalink

    hattip PowerLine…this goes with my piece the other day about the INSANE Labor Dept. action that will (as intended) destroy the family farm once and for all!

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/04/susan-vasss-last-straw.php

  22. 2012 April 26 11:15 am
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  23. 2012 April 26 12:35 pm
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    JustMary permalink

    #23

    Perhaps they were hoping that, if children couldn’t legally do chores, that the farmers would be forced to hire migrant labor that would bring in more Democrat voters. Too many Mexicans are going home because there’s less work.

    This.

  24. 2012 April 26 12:36 pm
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    Just in case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

    1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

    2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

    4. No one knows your secret place.

    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

    6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

    7. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the Democrat you’re holding underwater.

  25. 2012 April 26 1:09 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    KH,17,

    Hmmm. I could see an interesting development with that law. Why not add a clause than the husband “Must” copulate with the deceased. Cases of road kill, IED attack, etc might cool the ardor.

  26. 2012 April 26 1:17 pm
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    drdog09 permalink

    25,

    I would also add some RINO Republicans….

  27. 2012 April 26 1:46 pm
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    mulletover permalink

    I suppose it would not be surprising to have a muslim man cheat on his wife by screwing his neighbor’s wife’s corpse.

  28. 2012 April 26 4:22 pm
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    justrand permalink

    excellent mullet!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!

  29. 2012 April 26 5:48 pm
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    mulletover permalink

    High Five!! JR.

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