This just in from the Ministry of Truth! – 6/7/2012 Edition
Glorious news from the Labor front! Initial claims for state unemployment benefits fell 12,000 to 377,000, from
383,000 389,000. Ahem…they were ALWAYS 389,000. [you have all been warned NOT to try and remember things on your own…you must trust US!]
Our Comrades at Reuters summed up the glorious news thusly:
The number of Americans lining up for new jobless benefits fell last week
for the first time and have since April, a reminder that the wounded AWESOME Obama labor market is still slowly SPLENDIDLY healing SPLENDID!
We here at the Ministry are still giddy over last week’s AMAZING news that the Unemployment Rate had FALLEN to 8.2% from some really BIG number that Lord Obama inherited from the Evil “W”. And we are sure YOU are still giddy as well…right?
We at the Ministry of Truth remember everything so that you only have to remember ONE thing: Trust Us! Oh…and remember that we have always been at war with
EastAsia Eurasia EastAsia Eurasia! (ok, that’s technically TWO things you have to remember)
This week’s Public Service Announcement:
Our magnificent Union Forces executed a classic strategic withdrawal from Wisconsin this past Tuesday! The forces of Darkness (Koch Bros., “W”, Christians, etc) were tricked into coming to Wisconsin to back the nefarious Scott Walker, and are now trapped there! A quick glance at a map shows that we now have them surrounded by several other States (and Canada). Well done,