Dems Send for a Caterpillar

2019 January 29
by bc3b

Someone should have told the Democrats to stop digging. Instead, the Dems sent for a Caterpillar.

Chuck Schumer just announced that Stacey Abrams – failed candidate for governor of Georgia – will give the Democrats rebuttal to the State of the Union address. It’s not clear whether Abrams can top the Chuckles the Clown and Nutty Nancy Show, but she is sure to give it her best shot.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer revealed on Tuesday that defeated Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams will give the Democratic response to the State of the Union address.

“I was very delighted when she agreed,” Schumer confirmed to Zach Cohen, the National Journal’s Senate correspondent.

Why Stacey Abrams? The Democrats are all about identity politics and Abrams is female and black. Maybe she can convert to Islam within the next few days and become the perfect choice.

In other news, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – the woman who single-handedly ended dumb blonde jokes – may be so bat-crap crazy that even the Democrats don’t want her.

At least one House Democrat has been privately urging members of the New York delegation to recruit a local politician from the Bronx or Queens to challenge Ocasio-Cortez.

“What I have recommended to the New York delegation is that you find her a primary opponent and make her a one-term congressperson,” the Democratic lawmaker, who requested anonymity, told The Hill. “You’ve got numerous council people and state legislators who’ve been waiting 20 years for that seat. I’m sure they can find numerous people who want that seat in that district.”

Stock up on beer (not Bud) and popcorn. This is getting interesting.

Hat tips: and The Hill via


Dumb and dumbest


32 Responses leave one →
  1. 2019 January 29 2:44 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Schumer asked Trump who he thought should give the rebuttal and Trump suggested either Abrams or Ocasio-Cortez.

    For once Schumer made the best decision.

  2. 2019 January 29 2:47 pm
    bc3b permalink

    If the goal posts were as wide as the gap between Abrams’ teeth, the Colts kicker wouldn’t have missed.

  3. 2019 January 29 4:07 pm
    JimNorCal permalink

    I guess AOC has been recruiting radical primary candidates to take on sitting Dem members and they’re PO’ed

  4. 2019 January 29 4:11 pm
    bc3b permalink

    JimNorCal – #3

    I guess AOC has been recruiting even more radical primary candidates to take on sitting Dem members and they’re PO’ed

    Fixed it!

  5. 2019 January 29 4:11 pm
    JimNorCal permalink

  6. 2019 January 29 4:41 pm
    fight on permalink

  7. 2019 January 29 4:57 pm
    Eph permalink

    The Dims throw Trump a life jacket

    Unreal …

  8. 2019 January 29 4:57 pm
    Eph permalink

    Fight on,

    Does that mean Sara Palin is a rising star in the GOP?


  9. 2019 January 29 6:22 pm
    justrand permalink

    Oh good grief! This almost reads like the start to a joke:

    “A moron, a racist and a Social Justice Warrior walk into a bar”.

    Of course, it’s ONE GUY trying real hard to be offended…which makes HIM offensive!

  10. 2019 January 29 6:49 pm
    drdog09 permalink


    So the question begs…… Was Michael Jackson offensive when he went white face later in his career???

  11. 2019 January 29 7:07 pm
    bc3b permalink

    JR #9 –

    That’s what’s so great about the left facts and even proof mean nothing if they don’t fit the worldview.

  12. 2019 January 29 8:13 pm
    JimNorCal permalink

    “Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro underwent a seven-hour surgery on Monday in which doctors removed the colostomy bag inserted after a left-wing opponent stabbed him at a campaign rally in September.”

    I had missed that story from September.
    No wonder he’s a hard ass

  13. 2019 January 29 9:38 pm
    JimNorCal permalink

  14. 2019 January 30 7:55 am
    bc3b permalink

    -7 when I left my house this morning. Now it’s a balmy -5. It’s supposed to be -14 tonight.

    Eat your hearts out Kalifornians.

  15. 2019 January 30 7:58 am
    bc3b permalink

    Just to prove they are totally bat-crap crazy, the Dems are having Kalifornia Attorney Generalk Xavier Becerra deliver their response in Spanish.

  16. 2019 January 30 8:05 am
    drdog09 permalink

    Even the SJW tech sector is starting to eat their own — — Apple revokes facebooks developer cert.

    Can Twitter be next?? Oh and not all is sweet at Apple either. They have had 2 consecutive build order cut backs to downstream suppliers. One of those suppliers, a screen maker, is in talks with other firms in a possible merger to keep themselves afloat.

  17. 2019 January 30 9:55 am
    drdog09 permalink

  18. 2019 January 30 10:11 am
    justrand permalink

    Drdog, good zerohedge article…as always.

    I almost wonder if they also thought he might “resist”…so they could eliminate him

    But the FBI certainly did make their point: “People have claimed we are ‘Out of control’. WRONG! We are IN control!

  19. 2019 January 30 12:03 pm
    justrand permalink

    When I was a child I watched film clips of the trial of Adolph Eichmann. Even as a kid I was taken by how calm he was, how assured of the rightness of what he had done.
    but even as a kid I knew the face and voice of EVIL when I saw it and heard it. I saw it and heard in the clip below.

    Democrat Governor Ralph Northam calls himself a MODERATE. Here’s a quote from the radio interview:
    “If a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen. The infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that’s what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother.”

    Today New York City’s Cardinal Timothy Dolan FINALLY weighted in, calling the New York bill NY Governor Cuomo signed into law:
    ==> “ghoulish, grisly, and gruesome.…Any thinking human being that would want a baby, allow a baby, to be aborted right up to the moment of birth…anybody who thinks that a baby who survives a gruesome abortion procedure and that a doctor is no longer required to attempt to save that baby’s life – you don’t have to be a Catholic to abhor those types of things!”

    WTF is wrong with these people. Both Governors are saying that if a baby survives an abortion, they will ask the “mother” for a Thumbs UP or DOWN sign…just like in the old Roman Coliseum. Barbaric??? Ya think???

  20. 2019 January 30 12:08 pm
    justrand permalink

    A man named Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

    He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    Alexandria looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

    Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.”

    Alexandria replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

    Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

    Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

    She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

    Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

    Alexandria replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

    Jack took the money.

    Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress.

    Thus is the reasoning of socialists… they’ve seen societies that adopt socialism die repeatedly throughout history, but think that it won’t happen again

  21. 2019 January 30 2:48 pm
    bc3b permalink

    JR – #19 –

    Many of the early bishops were martyrs who died in the old Roman Coliseum.

    Cardinal Dolan and many of today’s cardinals and bishops are scared of the Detroit Lions.

  22. 2019 January 30 3:54 pm

    When did we start rebuttals on SOU addresses?

  23. 2019 January 30 4:24 pm
    bc3b permalink

    ip727 #22

    The practice began in 1966 when Republican U.S. Senator Everett Dirksen (Illinois) and U.S. Representative Gerald Ford (Michigan) appeared on TV to offer a response to the address by Democratic President Lyndon Johnson.[1] The opposition party’s response has varied in format, ranging from a prerecorded 45-minute TV program in 1970[2] to a call-in show in 1972 where a panel of congressmen answered unrehearsed questions from callers.[1] Since the late 1980s, it usually has been a televised speech given soon after the State of the Union address.

    Source: Wikipedia

  24. 2019 January 30 5:26 pm
    JimNorCal permalink

    h/t JustOneMinute blog

    BREAKING: Kentucky jury awards Senator Rand Paul more than $580,000 in damages against his neighbor for attack – @AP

  25. 2019 January 30 9:09 pm
    Eph permalink


    In a real-world FB would be a $5 stock

  26. 2019 January 30 9:57 pm
    Eph permalink

    OT, Zerohedge is a great site.

  27. 2019 January 31 3:25 am
    JimNorCal permalink

    Is RBG still alive or is the Court Ruth-less?
    Will she attend the SOTU?

  28. 2019 January 31 6:42 am
    drdog09 permalink

    As seen on the Inner Tubes….

    John Bolton, Trump’s National Security Advisor, bursts into a meeting he was not invited to and blurts out as best he can in a highly excited state, “Mr. President, Mr. President, I have extremely good news, and extremely bad news!”

    Trump being the calm professional says, “OK, give me the bad news first. Bolton reports, “Every known enemy of the United States, as well as a few of our allies, have just launched a massive nuclear strike on Washington DC, which means in approximately 28 minutes we’ll all be completely vaporized.

    Trump, somewhat puzzled, asks, “OK, what’s the good news?” Bolton, now beaming, explains, “The good news is you’re never going to have to explain to your base why you never built that damn border wall!”

  29. 2019 January 31 7:08 am
    justrand permalink

    Jim, you ask if RBG exists. The answer is in IP’s favorite snippet of dialogue from ‘1984’:

    Does Big Brother exist?”

    “Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party.”

    “Does he exist in the same way as I exist?”

    “You do not exist.”

  30. 2019 January 31 7:28 am
    JimNorCal permalink


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