You Might Be a Racissst if…

2017 November 13
by bc3b

Let’s have a little fun yo start the week. Jeff Foxworthy made the saying  “You might be a redneck if ….” famous. Today, in addition to normal comments, let’s play “You might be a racissst if ….”

In 2017 it’s easy being a racissst with microaggressions, white privilege, Black Lives Matter, etc. And, being accused of being a racissst is far worse than being accused of being an adulterer or even a mass murderer.

For example, “You might be a racissst if you stand for the national anthem …” You might be a racissst if you if you are an NFL player who acts like a normal human being after making a three yard gain or tackling someone …or if you actually know who your father is and don’t have Jr.  or III  behind your name on your jersey.

You never know when your biological father might be suiting up to play As our friend, the sociology professor at CUNY, would say, “You might be a racissst if you care about your kids’ future or live in a nuclear family.”

Let’s hear some ideas about how “you might be a racissst if ….”

This is from drdog09 on the previous thread. He just “might be a racissst.”

31 Responses leave one →
  1. 2017 November 13 7:37 am
    bc3b permalink

    From the previous thread:


    Another Goodell Football League story.

    “NFL owners have reportedly brought up the idea of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones forfeiting the franchise.

    On Sunday, Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk cited a league source who said “multiple owners already have been discussing the possibility, which flows from Article VIII of the NFL’s Constitution and Bylaws.”

    One of the sections of the article allows the commissioner to essentially force the forfeiture of a team if the owner “has been or is guilty of conduct detrimental to the welfare of the league or professional football” and a $500,000 fine is deemed “not adequate or sufficient.””

  2. 2017 November 13 7:41 am
    bc3b permalink

    From the previous thread:

    justrand –

    Jim, if Jerry Jones goes, he’ll take the NFL with him. And good riddance to the lot.

  3. 2017 November 13 7:46 am
    bc3b permalink

    You might be a racissst if you are married to the mother of your children.

  4. 2017 November 13 7:52 am
    drdog09 permalink

    You might be a racissst if ….

    * Your kids are not confused on Fathers Day.
    * Your idea of Gay equates to being happy.
    * Your last Form 1040 said “you owe $1243.18”.
    * Your idea of free speech does not include ‘Safe Zones’.

  5. 2017 November 13 7:56 am
    drdog09 permalink

    You might be a racissst if what you are doing makes the KKK look like a Sunday Social.

    (Yeah I am pointing at you SJW….)

  6. 2017 November 13 8:02 am
    drdog09 permalink

    You might be a raccist if you think this is funny —

    (and it is….)

    I could blow my whole day doing this… 🙂

  7. 2017 November 13 8:23 am
    drdog09 permalink

    Big Fat Targets —

    A series of Kalibre and Zircon missiles could take them all out.

  8. 2017 November 13 8:52 am
    bc3b permalink

    drdog09 #4 –

    Father’s Day in itself is a racissst and bigoted concept that promoted white supremacy. Their are movements to abolish it because “not all children have fathers.” In the ghetto, there are often “Suspects” rather than fathers. In my daughter’s third class, there’s a boy with two mothers. Why not celebrate Mother’s Day a second time on Father’s Day/

  9. 2017 November 13 8:54 am
    bc3b permalink

    drdog09 #5 –

    It’s easy being racissst these days.

  10. 2017 November 13 8:55 am
    bc3b permalink

    You might be a racissst if you are a black woman (aka Donna Brazile) criticizing Barack Obama.

  11. 2017 November 13 10:11 am
    JBoz permalink

    …if your grandmother was older than 35 on the day you were born.

    Think about it 🙂

  12. 2017 November 13 10:33 am
    justrand permalink

    you might be a Racissssst if: (I may be repeating some above)

    – you think this country is the greatest in history
    – you think multi-millionaire “entertainers” disrespecting our nation & flag is wrong
    – you believe you are NOT obligated to give everything you have to people who were never slaves in order to atone for someone else having owned slaves 150 years ago
    – you believe people should be “judged on the content of their character, and not on the color of their skin

  13. 2017 November 13 10:52 am
    JBoz permalink

    …if you believe the immigration process should be tightly controlled and highly selective.
    …if you believe that immigrants should be motivated by the opportunity to strive for the American dream, and not by the promise of free stuff.
    …if you believe that immigrants should be grateful to the American citizens who have given them this opportunity.
    …if you believe that immigrants should respect and follow our laws, and be held accountable if they break them.
    …if you believe that immigrants should strongly desire to meld into the American culture rather than expect the American culture to adapt to the culture they just escaped from.
    …if you believe that immigrants and their offspring should learn to speak English.

  14. 2017 November 13 11:13 am
    justrand permalink


    Everyone of you contributing to this post have been deemed RACISSSST!! by the Justice & Equality Rules Kommittee Office For Fairness (JERK OFF)

    You will be transported to Hut1369 at Re-Education Kamp 42. There is no need to pack any personal belongings…you won’t need them.

  15. 2017 November 13 11:51 am
    bc3b permalink

    JR # 13 –

    JERK OFF – love it.

  16. 2017 November 13 11:59 am
    bc3b permalink

  17. 2017 November 13 12:10 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Fitting in with today’s thread: NY Times Op-Ed: White People Are Violent Racists:

    I wish people would learn there are three “s’s” in raqcissst.

  18. 2017 November 13 12:51 pm
    JimNorCal permalink

    12 took the one I intended to use 🙂
    The whole “content of your character” jumped up in my mind right away.
    Hubert Humphrey once said he would eat the 1964 Civil Rights Act if anyone could prove it would spawn quotas or racial preferences.

  19. 2017 November 13 12:52 pm
    Eph permalink

    16 BC

    Thats old news. Knew that for months

  20. 2017 November 13 12:57 pm
    bc3b permalink


    Well, I didn’t. There was a time when me boycotting Jim Beam would have put a dent in its sales. I haven’t consumed bourbon in 30 years.

  21. 2017 November 13 1:01 pm
    bc3b permalink

  22. 2017 November 13 1:42 pm

    As many suggested at the time US knowingly let thousands of ISIS escape\get bused out of Raqqa in order to finally call it over, insult to injury with this is the hypocrisy in that it’s what they accused others of doing on a much small scale from time to time.

    21 – Earth to washington post… articles have to exist, for Drudge to link to them, just like when he links to your own fake news articles, so quit your bitching.

  23. 2017 November 13 1:48 pm
    bc3b permalink

    KH –

    Since Drudge frequently links to the Washington Post, NY Times and LA Times, the charge that he’s peddling propaganda obviously is true.

  24. 2017 November 13 2:19 pm
    bc3b permalink

    Mitch, Mitch, Obama’s Bitch praises Ted Kennedy in Boston:

    Yet. like Miss Lindsey, he’s calling for Ray Moore to step down.

    Ever see a Democrat praise Ronald Reagan? Neither have I. With establishment Republicans, who needs Democrats?

  25. 2017 November 13 2:37 pm
    drdog09 permalink

    Eats their own — — Though it is deserved. It almost makes you wonder if Sessions himself has something to hide in the whole affair.

  26. 2017 November 13 2:44 pm
    bc3b permalink

    drdog09 #21 –

    You can bet that the left is always trying to set Republicans, particularly conservative Republicans, up with beautiful women so they can trap them. That’s how the left plays.

  27. 2017 November 13 2:56 pm
    Eph permalink


    Move Sessions back to the Senate if Moore folds.

    Give Ted Cruz a shot at AG

  28. 2017 November 13 3:15 pm
    drdog09 permalink


    Eph, gutless is as gutless does, venue has little relevance to the proposition.

  29. 2017 November 14 6:21 pm

    23 – Yup. That’s my point he links to everyone’s ‘propaganda’, if it’ll get clicks it gets posted.

  30. 2017 November 14 6:23 pm

    27 – No. Session needs to be fired and removed from the swamp, and TC should be anywhere near the AG spot, least of all after trying to having it both ways with Moore. Really he should be on the primary hit list as well after 2016.

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